Stephen Buoro

"I’m a Homo habilis”; “the pig and ape that I am”; “Is she not afraid I might stain her, my colour jump onto her like in those monster horror films?"

"White like chalk. So white, unlike Father McMahon, who our evil sun has turned to a red man."

"The x of the equation is that there’s a blonde here in Kontagora, a platinum blonde if I’ll believe Isaiah."

"Marilyn Monroe who has never had mosquitoes sing in her ears and suck her blood, leaving red swellings as they fly away. A Princess Diana who has never woken up at midnight with hunger. A Taylor Swift who has never experienced a blackout."

"...whites are so rich that they can wipe their anuses with money."

"Her handwriting, tbh, is like the prints of a hen digging for food, i.e. barely legible."

"..writes as clearly and sweetly as Hillary Clinton."