Soul Plane

"Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!"

"You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!"

"[after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino] I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get back, I want this to be business class."

"Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your shoot on tight and enjoy the flight."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! We flyin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards!"

"[looking into the cockpit] This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve."

"[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear] I'll handle this. [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD!"

"[After hearing Muggsy say he's got a cock fight in 10 minutes] Cock fight? I'm in."

"Now, how much Colt 45 to Sierra Mist do you mix to get bubbly? Probably half and half."

"[in Spanish, to Muggsy]: I'll bet you have the tiniest penis."

"I'm a player, but I don't play that way!"

"This is the bomb! [everything goes silent] What...? Let's dance!"

"Viewers have a chance to take a crash course in tastelessness by watching another piece of nouveau blaxploitation, where black people decked out in their bling-bling sing and dance to raunchy hip-hop music and eat fried chicken while sipping Alize. [...] An hour and a half of real airplane turbulence is better than sitting through the bad, offensive material that makes up "Soul Plane.""

"What goes up, must get down."

"We Fly, We Party, We Land"

"The party is nonstop"

"Announcing the arrival of the first airline with soul."

"Tom Arnold - Mr. Hunkee"

"Snoop Dogg - Captain Mack"

"Gary Anthony Williams - Flame"

"Sofía Vergara - Blanca"

"Sayed Badreya - Middle Eastern Passenger"

"Arielle Kebbel - Heather Hunkee"

"Method Man - Muggsy"

"John Witherspoon - Blind Man"