Sorority Row

"It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?"

"I don't have time to play Catch me, rape me."

"Ellie, I love you because you're always there to help with homework. You're like a spellcheck with a nice rack."

"Whatever loser. It's not my fault that you're gay."

"Cheers, slut."

"Please God, don't let me get killed."

"(about the fake pills Megan took) Too bad it doesn't prevent bulimia, that's something Megan could actually use."

"(seeing the burning trees) Oh, Shit. Who set the house on fire?"

"Claire. I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything."

"(referring to Megan's corpse) Is that Megan? She looks terrible."

"Let's take a field trip to reality for a second."

"(referring to Kyle) Well, i'm fucking the wrong guy!"

"Without rules there's chaos."

"what about those implants? Does silicone float?"

"you cheat on one theta, you cheat on every theta"

"Sisters for life... and death."

"They Share A Killer Secret."

"The Sisters of Theta Pi Are Dying To Keep a Secret."

"They lost their friend because of a secret they would never tell. Now their past is coming back...to kill them."

"It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a tire iron."

"The sisters of Theta Pi have a secret that just won't die."

"Briana Evigan - Cassidy"

"Leah Pipes - Jessica"

"Rumer Willis - Ellie"

"Jamie Chung - Claire"

"Audrina Patridge - Megan"

"Julian Morris - Andy"

"Margo Harshman - Chugs"

"Carrie Fisher - Mrs. Crenshaw"

"Matt O'Leary - Garrett"

"Matt Lanter - Kyle"

"Caroline D'Amore - Maggie"