Snow Day (film)

"This is where it begins. Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H2O, otherwise known as water. Then if all goes well, the temperature drops below freezing, the water crystalizes and a pretty brilliant thing happens."

"If you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed. The real winter miracle is what can happen afterward. It's called a Snow Day. Its a day kids live for. Schools close, roads disappear, grown men weep. My sister Natalie says anything can happen on a Snow Day. This is the story of one of those days. The day that changed the lives of me and my family forever."

"So, today if you're wondering what to do next, try something new. Me. It's a snow day, Claire. Anything can happen."

"[upon seeing snow] SNOOOOWWWW!!!!!"

"You have the reflexes of a dead cow."

"Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets, and destiny. It's about...finding someone you can stand to be around for ten minutes at a time."

"I'm going. But, Claire, you gotta come with me. Hal's expecting you. I know, you hardly even know the guy. But...you know, when you're making a snow angel, and you wanna make it perfect, but you can't because there's always that handprint you make when you climb out...But with Hal, there's no handprint."

"[throwing snowballs at a billboard of Chad Symmonz] First one, my butt! Liar!! Liar!!"

"Roads closed. Schools shut. Rules were made to be frozen!"

"Zena Grey as Natalie"

"Chris Elliott as Roger "Snowplowman" Stubblefield"

"Mark Webber as Hal"

"Jean Smart as Laura Brandston"

"Schuyler Fisk as Lane"

"Chevy Chase as Tom Brandston"

"Iggy Pop as Mr. Zellweger"

"Pam Grier as Tina"

"John Schneider as Chad Symmonz"

"Emmanuelle Chriqui as Claire Bonner"

"Josh Peck as Wayne Alworth"

"Jade Yorker as Chet Felker"

"Damian Young as Principal Weaver"

"Connor Matheus as Randy Brandston"

"J. Adam Brown as Bill Korn"

"David Paetkau as Chuck"

"Kea Wong as Paula"

"Carly Pope as Fawn"

"Tim Paleniuk as Mailman"

"Rozonda "Chili" Thomas as Mona"

"Katharine Isabelle as Marla"