Sleeper (1973 film)

"My brain? It's my second favorite organ!"

"I can't believe this. I go into the hospital for a lousy ulcer operation. I lay around in a Birds-Eye wrapper for 200 years, I wake up, suddenly I'm on the Ten-Most-Wanted List....I knew it was too good to be true. I parked right near the hospital."

"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."

"I just beat a man senseless with a large strawberry!"

"Do I believe in God? I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey."

"Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service."

"I am a renowned poet. I sell 20 to 30 poems a week, plus greeting cards."

"A love story about two people who hate each other. 200 years in the future."

"Woody Allen takes a nostalgic look at the future."

"Woody Allen - Miles Monroe"

"Diane Keaton - Luna Schlosser"

"John Beck - Erno Windt"

"Marya Small - Dr. Nero"

"Susan Miller - Ellen Pogrebin"

"Mary Gregory - Dr. Melik"

"Don Keefer - Dr. Tyron"

"Peter Hobbs - Dr. Dean"

"John McLiam - Dr. Aragon"

"Bartlett Robinson - Dr. Orva"

"Chris Forbes - Rainer Krebs"

"Brian Avery - Herald Cohen"

"Jackie Mason (uncredited voice) - Robot tailors"

"Douglas Rain (uncredited voice) - Evil computer / Robot butlers"