Serial Mom

"Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house."

"Life doesn't have to be ugly. Look at the birds out there; listen to their call. [makes bird noises] Hwee, hwee, hwee, hwee."

"[after murdering someone] I don't know what it is about today but I feel great!"

"Are those... pussy willows?"

"[after bludgeoning Mrs. Jenson] Rewind!"

"Suzanne Sommers! This is my bad side!"

"Eugene Sutphin: [during sex with Beverly] Oh honey, you are hot tonight!"

"Chip Sutphin: [in response to Misty telling the family about her new love interest] You sure can pick 'em."

"Misty Sutphin: Chip! Our mother is Charles Manson!"

"Ralph Sterner: [while having teeth drilled] Help me Betty! He's worse than the dentist in the Marathon Man!"

"Marvin Pickles: There was a lady in the men's room, I swear! A pretty little lady, in the stall right next to me!"

"Police woman: Bingo boys, bust the bitch."

"Emma Lou Jenson: [talking to her dog] Come on, lick Mommy's feet. Get 'em all wet!"

"Detective: Proceed with caution; she is armed. And fuckin' nuts!"

"Mrs. Jenson: [having to pay $1 extra to Chip for not rewinding the film] Keep the change you son of a psycho!"

"Every Mom Wants to Be Wanted, But Not For Murder One!"

"She's a fabulous, loving, caring mother, who er... ...happens to be a serial killer!"

"At least she meant well."

"Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin"

"Sam Waterston - Eugene Sutphin"

"Ricki Lake - Misty Sutphin"

"Matthew Lillard - Chip Sutphin"

"Mary Jo Catlett - Rosemary Ackerman"

"Justin Whalin - Scotty Barnhill"

"Patricia Dunnock - Birdie"

"Mink Stole - Dottie Hinkle"

"Patricia Hearst - Juror #8"