Parity of zero

"Dividing by zero...allows you to prove, mathematically, anything in the universe. You can prove that 1+1=42, and from there you can prove that J. Edgar Hoover is a space alien, that William Shakespeare came from Uzbekistan, or even that the sky is polka-dotted? (See appendix A for a proof that Winston Churchill was a carrot.)"

"Zero is even because if you divide it in half, both people get nothing."

"...can't split it out, because you haven't got nowt."

"No one gets owt if it's shared out."

"It is even because the 2 times table it goes 0, 2, 4, 6, 8."

"Um, first I said that um, zero was even but then I guess I revised so that zero, I think, is special because um, I— um, even numbers, like they — they make even numbers; like two, um, two makes four, and four is an even number; and four makes eight; eight is an even number; and um, like that. And, and go on like that and like one plus one and go on adding the same numbers with the same numbers. And so I, I think zero's special. - Benny"

"I didn't think zero was even or odd until yesterday and then someone said it could be even because one below zero and one above zero are both odd, and that made sense. - Sheena"

"I thought zero was an even number, but from the meeting I got sort of mixed up because I heard other ideas I agree with and now I don't know which one I should agree with. … I'm going to listen more to the discussion and find out. - Mei"