Neil Cicierega

"Hey you, sit down and listen! Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin'. Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating, breathing Macromedia? Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"? Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face! You gotta be kidding me with that crap, Animutation's where it's at."

"Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone; I pick it up: It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?" I say, "What is it this time?" And he's like, "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell." He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut. So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do""

"Prance omelette stalking chimneysweep Eleven hatred earmuff okay rathskeller My elusive hula yellow sketching creamy helium gentlemanly communique."

"This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny"

"But something keeps me as a pet: the only house that's not on fire yet. I made it when I was an architect. This is just a side effect."

"It's not the nothingness at the end, so much as the message nothingness would send."

"Lost in solipsism, he then slowly pulls a lever which sets off a mechanism which does nothing whatsoever, but the nothing that it does negates the everything we know because it's screaming just because, because it's neither friend or foe, and so we label it a menace or a grandiose work of art. From its finale to its genesis, we slowly pull it all apart."

"Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex. My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex."

"Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult."

"A marker on a grave, marker on a grave Marker on a grave and I know I'm the one who died And underneath the name, underneath the name Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life""

"You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants) You can't remember knowing You are one ant Over, it's over The pheromones, the self-avoiding odyssey Consuming the colony The Circle rules your life"

"Any outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a pad Can draw Jim West with a pen and a pad Don't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a ton Just tryin' to draw just for fun."