Neighbors (1981 film)

"Hey, Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY."

"Stay here on the outer limits of the dead zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry, folks, but you can color us gone."

"We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP."

"We might have a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?""

"We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it."

"Believe me, I know women - upside down and backwards, which is not a bad way to know 'em, huh?"

"This is crazy... but there's something so right about it."

"I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really."

"God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?"

"John Belushi as Earl Keese (final film role)"

"Dan Aykroyd as Vic"

"Cathy Moriarty as Ramona"

"Kathryn Walker as Enid Keese"

"Igors Gavon as Chic"

"Dru-Ann Chuckran as Chic's Wife"

"Tim Kazurinsky as Pa Greavy"

"Tino Insana as Perry Greavy"

"P. L. Brown as Police Officer #1"

"Henry Judd Baker as Police Officer #2"

"Lauren-Marie Taylor as Elaine Keese"

"Sherman G. Lloyd as Fireman #1 (DOC)"

"Bert Kittel as Fireman #2"

"J. B. Friend as Additional Fireman"

"Bernie Friedman as Additional Fireman"