Leprechaun in the Hood

"Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!"

"Come closer, come closer, my fresh young lass. Let me take a look at ya before I tap your ass. [Chuckles]"

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told."

"I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G."

"Look at all these glittering goods, I've got more loot than Tiger Woods!"

"[Ending credits rap song] I come from the land of the Irish spring, Dublin's the place where I learned my thing, from the emerald isle to your place in the hood, I'm a man of green comes to do no good, (x2) Lep in the hood comes to do no good, blunt is dope, this place is hype, there's a lassie, she's just my type, I hate to resort so soon to magic, but I haven't been laid so long it's tragic, I'm so bad, I'm good, I'll show what to do so lend an ear, don't worry little lassie you've got nothing to fear, sit with a lad who's lean and green and let me show you why I'm a love machine, come to do no good, I'm a wee green guy who's new to town, show me what you do when you get down, I'll go up and you'll go down, we'll cause a scene, you'll love the green, see upcoming rap shows, get tickets for your favorite artists, Lep in the hood come to do no good, Lep in the hood, when we're bad, we're good, from the Cliffs of Moher to your front door, you better turn out the lights and pray some more, we're gonna party through the night until the dawn, then you and I are gonna get it on, (x4) Lep in the hood come to do no good."

"We need to change a few things. I ain't with that "save the fucking hood" bullshit, "treat your girl right", that shit is wack. All right? This label, we rap about Uzis, blowing motherfuckers' heads off. Know what I'm saying? "Smack your bitch up", "Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. All right?"

"[On the phone] Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, 'cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch!"

"This is the Lord's house, we ain't afraid of yo ass!"

"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"

"Ice-T as Mack Daddy"

"Anthony Montgomery as Postmaster P."

"Rashaan Nall as Stray Bullet"

"Red Grant as Butch"

"Dan Martin as Jackie Dee"

"Lobo Sebastian as Fontaine Rivera"

"Ivory Ocean as Reverend Hanson"

"Jack Ong as Chow Yung Pi"

"Barima McKnight as Slug"

"Bebe Drake as Post's Mother"

"Donna M. Perkins as Jackie Dee's Wife"

"Lep in the Hood, come to do no good!"