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"Perhaps you know me better as... the Kung Fu Panda!"
"Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang. Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque. Crane was crowned King of the Crocodilians. Long story. Viper's wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses. Or is it mongeese? And Mantis? Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his h'ead off. Just because they're not here in person doesn't mean they're not here as life-sized cut-outs. Now who wants a picture?"
"[after the Urn of Whispering Warriors breaks the third time] You're gonna pay for that!"
"[sees the rabbit kids playing with fireworks] Now, you kids be careful with those fireworks. [the rabbit kids attacks him]"
"[in a meditating stance] Inner peace... Inner peace... [struggles] Dinner, please... Dinner with peas in a sesame soy glaze... [breaking out of the stance, frustrated] This is not working at all."
"Next time, keep your surf off their turf!"
"Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know. It's who I am. What do I know about being a spiritual leader?"
"General Kai? Lord Shen? Those are all my old nemesis-es. Nemes-ee. Nemes-i?"
"Stand back. I'm gonna kick my butt!"
"The most powerful shapeshifting sorceress, the Chameleon."
"The best crooks and criminals live here."
"I'm just gonna say it: nothing about you says "dragon" or "warrior"."
"You got me, oh great and powerful Dumpling Warrior."
"The fate of the world hangs in the balance, and you're here giving me life advice from a tortoise?!"
"First rule of the streets: Never trust anyone. Second rule: Someone always gets hurt. Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings."
"Roll... scroll... serve... and SKABLAM!"
"Don't worry, I forgive you. For the impudence, and the backstabbing, and the blatant disrespect you've shown me. I forgive... but I never forget. You might say I have the memory... [Badger Crime Boss: Oh, don't say it!] of an elephant! [shapeshifts into Master Elephant] You think I've pushed you too far? Then you, my friend, can't begin to fathom... just how far I can push! [pushes the Bear Crime Boss down the stairs, then returns to her true form] I expect your tribute by dawn!"
"I too came from humble beginnings, and dreamed of becoming something more. I wanted respect and power, I wanted to be a master of kung fu. [Po: Say what?] I was driven from every training hall I went to. They would say I was too small, too lowly, and that kung fu was not my destiny. And so I chose a different path: [shapeshifts into various Masters] sorcery. I grew, I excelled, and I got everything I have ever dreamed of."
"You see, Po, kung fu may be performed by the body, but its secrets are housed in the spirit. And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm... [Po: You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu?] His and those of every master villain that came before me. And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again."
"Tai Lung. Big fan."
"[after stealing Tai Lung's kung fu and throws him a cage before locking him up] Yes! I've got it! The Tai Lung Nerve Strike! The power, the possession! [Tai Lung: What have you done to me?] All of your kung fu is now mine! And the best part is: I'm just getting warmed up."
"We've both risen to the highest of hights. It's a shame only one of us can come out on top. My combined powers of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable."
"[to Po; as Tai Lung] I'm stronger than any opponent you've ever faced, because I AM every opponent you've ever faced!"
"Two against one? Well now, that doesn't seem fair. I'll have to even the odds. Master Cobra! Master Osprey! Master Scorpion! Master Wolf! General Kai! Lord Shen! [shapeshifts into a monstrous chimera of every kung fu master]"
"[as Po] I thought we were friends."
"[fighting Zhen] You ungrateful little urchin! After all I've done for you, you betray me for the PANDA?!"
"[resume words] ?"
"Panda, Oogway made a mistake of choosing you as the Dragon Warrior. But, then I realized what a bigger mistake it was, until now."
"[watching Chameleon using his form and voice] Is that how I sound? I don't sound like that, do I?"
"[finally respecting Po, along with Lord Shen and General Kai, after defeating Chameleon by restoring his and every master's kung fu] Maybe Oogway was right about you. You aren't completely useless after all."
"I think it's time you sent us home."
"[The Chameleon: Zhen, do something!] [Zhen: Third rule: No one's interested in your feelings.] See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior. [The Chameleon: No!]"
"Jack Black — Po"
"Awkwafina — Zhen"
"Viola Davis — The Chameleon"
"Dustin Hoffman — Shifu"
"James Hong — Mr. Ping"
"Bryan Cranston — Li Shan"
"Ian McShane — Tai Lung"
"Ke Huy Quan — Han"
"Lori Tan Chinn — Granny Boar"
"Ronny Chieng — Captain Fish"
"Harry Shum Jr. — Scott"
"Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson — Panda Pig"
"Seth Rogen — Mantis"