Kung Fu Panda 2

"[first lines; voiceover] Long ago, in ancient China, the peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy and prosperity to the city, for they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen, saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young lord set out to change his fate, but what he did next...only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents full of pride, but in their faces, he saw only horror. He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday, he would return, and all of China would bow at his feet."

"Crane: You can chain my body, but you will never chain my... [gets his neck cuffed; muffled voice] Warrior spirit!"

"Shen: [to Po] The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing."

"Li Shan: [to his wife] Take our son and run away! Go!"

"Tigress: [lividly to Shen for his actions] You COWARD!"

"Master Ox: [showing up at the boat battle with Master Croc] Your friend there is very persuasive. [gestures to Shifu appearing in the fight]"

"Po: [in slow-motion] I love you guys!"

"Shen: Fire. [?; to Wolf Boss] Well, lighten...thing! [Wolf Boss: Uhhhh, did.]"

"Mantis: [kicks the Wolf Boss, when lighting the cannon] FEAR THE BUG!"

"Prepare for the return of awesomeness."

"Jack Black — Po"

"Angelina Jolie — Tigress"

"Dustin Hoffman — Shifu"

"Gary Oldman — Lord Shen"

"Jackie Chan — Monkey"

"Seth Rogen — Mantis"

"Lucy Liu — Viper"

"David Cross — Crane"

"James Hong — Mr. Ping"

"Michelle Yeoh — Soothsayer"

"Danny McBride — Wolf Boss"

"Dennis Haysbert — Master Ox"

"Jean-Claude van Damme — Master Croc"

"Victor Garber — Master Rhino"