Kingsman: The Golden Circle

"Jeff Bridges - Champagne / "Champ""

"Pedro Pascal - Jack Daniels / Agent Whiskey"

"Got the passes from my contact. You're gonna love Glastonbury."

"This ain't funny. Roxy is dead! Everyone's dead! Gone!"

"[After he and Harry stuff Whiskey into the meat grinder] Put Alpha Gel on that, dickhead."

"You know, my momma... she always told me, "Us Southerners get our good manners from the British." I was thinkin', "Ain't that a pity? Y'all ain't keepin' none for yourself.""

"Oh, that'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy."

"My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle."

"As one of our founding members said, "This is not the end. It is not the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.""

"Julianne Moore — Poppy Adams"

"Taron Egerton — Gary "Eggsy" Unwin / Galahad II"

"Mark Strong - Merlin"

"Halle Berry - Ginger Ale"

"Elton John - Himself"

"Channing Tatum - Agent Tequila"

"Colin Firth — Harry Hart / Galahad I"

"Hey, hey. Looking good, Merlin."