K-9 (film)

"Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass, you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetery! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!"

"[helicopter pilots are shooting up Dooley's car] Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. [flames erupt underneath Dooley's car] I think somebody is mad at me. [Dooley's car explodes] DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me."

"Meet the two toughest cops in town."

"One's just a little smarter than the other."

"Jim Belushi - Detective Michael Dooley"

"Mel Harris - Tracy"

"Kevin Tighe - Lyman"

"Ed O'Neill - K-9 Sgt. Brannigan"

"Jerry Lee - Himself"

"James Handy - Lt. Byers"

"Sherman Howard - Dillon"

"Daniel Davis - Halstead"

"Cotter Smith - Gilliam"

"John Snyder - Freddie"

"Pruitt Taylor Vince - Benny the Mule"

"Jeff Allin - Chad"

"David Haskell - Doctor"

"Alan Blumenfeld - Rental Salesman"

"Colleen Morris - Rolls Blonde"

"Wendell Meldrum - Woman with obedient dog"

"William Sadler (credited as Bill Sadler) - Salesman Don"

"Dan Castellaneta - Maître d'hôtel (cameo appearance)"