John Tucker Must Die

"Maybe I come on too strong, but... I don't know who else to be. I just have to put my whole heart into things."

"I was so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex. [the girls stare at Beth] Oh my god, I'm such a slut!"

"Don't Get Mad, Get Even."

"Women Want Him. Men Want to Be Him. But These Girls Want to Kill Him."

"Jesse Metcalfe - John Tucker"

"Brittany Snow - Kate Spencer"

"Ashanti - Heather Straham"

"Sophia Bush - Beth McIntyre"

"Arielle Kebbel - Carrie Schaeffer"

"Penn Badgley - Scott Tucker"

"Jenny McCarthy - Lori Spencer"

"Fatso-Fasano - Tommy"

"Patricia Drake - Coach Williams"

"Taylor Kitsch - Justin"

"Kevin McNulty - Basketball Coach"