Hans Christian Andersen's The Emperor's New Clothes

"Oh, to think that I should sink as low as Bibbentucker. I, who once swindled all of London town. I simply cannot face Bibbentucker. I'd sooner become honest. [weeps]"

"Jasper has yet to meet the likes of Marmaduke, the tailor!"

"Oh, Mufti, pray come look at all these lovely creatures in the moat. I adore them all. Why, Mufti, nothing is greater than the proud alligator. Why, to me, he is more like a brother. And that's why I smile at each crocodile, who, in truth, might be somebody's mother. And remember, Mufti, a pus that is octor could perhaps be a doctor, if the world only gave him the chance. And the toothy old shark, might desire as a lark, to learn how to sing and to dance. Yes, nothing is prettier, or wiser or wittier, or brings lovelier dreams when I'm sleepy, than my comrades afloat in this splendid old moat, lovely creatures all crawly and creepy."

"[cornered by the creatures in the moat; stammering in fear] This better work, or we'll end up as their Halloween dinner."

"With the entire treasury in my pocket, and the princess as my bride, I'll be sure to rule the empire!"