Dude, Where's My Car?

"Wait a second. Let's recap. Last night we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying. [Chester slaps him] Thanks, dude."

"I refuse to let us go down in history as the dudes who destroyed the universe."

"[Walking up to residence of Ostrich farmer with many signs expressing zero tolerance for trespassing] I'm sensing something very Canadian about this place."

"Dude, Where's My Car?"

"We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery"

"Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg"

"Jennifer Garner - Wanda"

"Marla Sokoloff - Wilma"

"Kristy Swanson - Christie Boner"

"David Herman - Nelson"

"Hal Sparks - Zoltan- Cult leader"

"Charlie O'Connell - Tommy"

"John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli"

"Andy Dick - Mark"