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abril 10, 2026
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"Good luck doesn't happen to people like us. Good luck happens to Madonna."
"I could wind up floating on the bottom of the Hudson."
"Some shame bout that Mona Dearly. I mean, so young."
"Don't kiss the dogs ass!"
"I was a battered husband."
"[singing] I'm a Wheel Watcher! I'm a Wheel Watcher!"
"[to Bobby and Jeff, regarding the name BJ Landscaping] BJ? [laughs] Well, I think "JB" has a nicer ring to it. Besides, you don't want anyone goin' around calling ya "Blow Job Landscaping" - Do ya?"
"I want half. And don't give me none of that "fifty-percent" shit."
"Look, I heard you the first time, Bobby. I ain't mute."
"Lt. Feege Gruber: They found him this morning...dead in the water, so to speak."
"1 murder. 460 prime suspects. Not so much of a 'who done it' as a 'who didn't'."
"The death of Mona Dearly wasn't so much a whodunnit, as a who didn't."
"Who wanted to see Mona Dearly dead? Take a number."
"Danny DeVito - Chief Wyatt Rash"
"Bette Midler - Mona Dearly"
"Neve Campbell - Ellen Rash"
"Jamie Lee Curtis - Rona Mace"
"Casey Affleck - Bobby Calzone"
"William Fichtner - Phil Dearly"
"Marcus Thomas - Jeff Dearly"
"Peter Dobson - Lt. Feege Gruber"
"Kathleen Wilhoite - Lucinda"
"Tracey Walter - Clarence"
"Will Ferrell - Cubby the Funeral Director"
"Paul Ben-Victor - Deputy Tony Carlucci"
"Paul Schulze - Deputy Jimmy D."