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abril 10, 2026
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"Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad."
"Look at him, he's killing his hard-on."
"The Yogurt Shoppe, Yogurt Shop-e, what the fuck's a Shop-e?"
"[sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police] Andy Effkin toasts with the most."
"[Blue Ribbons circle around Steve] Ice Ice Baby."
"It's not like you think. It's a whole new kind of cool. Everything's beautiful, man."
"I had no idea the evil was this pervasive."
"[shouts] You signed me up for the program?"
"Be the ball."
"Sounds razor."
"Who put the acid in my Spam?"
"(after throwing Steve out of the boiler room) Wait! You like Kurt Vonnegut?"
"You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're really stupid!"
"I'm getting rid of rats."
"Hey, teacher! Leave those kids alone!"
"Treat yourself."
"Bad wrong, wrong bad, bad wrong, wrong bad."
"[Blood running down her face] I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow."
"Allen Clark: What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed."
"Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers."
"U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors."
"U.V.: Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!"
"U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!"
"Andy Effkin: [snaps Mary Joe's neck] Slut."
"Dr. Caldicott: Science is God!"
"It doesn't matter if you're not perfect. You will be."
"You'll never be the same."
"In Cradle Bay... there's nothing more frightening than perfection."
"James Marsden - Steve Clark"
"Katie Holmes - Rachel Wagner"
"Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick"
"Steve Railsback - Officer Cox"
"Bruce Greenwood - Dr. Edgar Caldicott"
"William Sadler - Dorian Newberry"
"Chad Donella - U.V."
"Ethan Embry - Allen Clark"
"Katharine Isabelle - Lindsay Clark"
"A.J. Buckley - Charles 'Chug' Roman"
"Crystal Cass - Lorna Longley"
"Tygh Runyan - Dickie Atkinson"
"Tobias Mehler - Andy Effkin"
"Derek Hamilton - Trent Whalen"
"P.J. Prinsloo - Robby Stewart"