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abril 10, 2026
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"[narrating] Here's a question for you. What do kids need more, a father or a dad? What's the difference? The way I see it, darn near anyone can be a father... [video of copulating rhinos] ...but not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad. As for me, I've always wanted to be a dad. Let me tell you, I love it! Yeah! [driving] And I love my Ford Flex. It treats me to a smooth ride, and you know what? It didn't break the bank. Room enough for the whole family. [making sandwiches in the kitchen] Yes, I love being a dad. And I love these two adorable little rays of sunshine. [Dylan and Megan walk in]"
"It looks like we got our self's a dad-off, Brad."
"Dad vs step-dad."
"Family is worth fighting for"
"The gloves are off this Boxing Day"
"This Christmas choose your Daddy"
"Will Ferrell - Brad Whitaker"
"Mark Wahlberg - Dusty Mayron"
"Linda Cardellini - Sara Whitaker"
"Scarlett Estevez - Megan Mayron"
"Owen Vaccaro - Dylan Mayron"
"Hannibal Buress - Griff"
"Paul Scheer - DJ "The Whip""
"Bobby Cannavale - Dr. Emilio Francisco"
"Thomas Haden Church - Leo"
"Billy Slaughter - Squidward"
"Jamie Denbo - Doris"
"Bill Burr - Jerry"
"Mark L. Young - Dental hygienist"
"John Cena - Roger"
"Alessandra Ambrosio - Karen"
"Chris Henchy - Jason Sinclair / Panda DJ"