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abril 10, 2026
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"There's no justice! If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her! I'd trace places with her in a heartbeat!"
"Last one in is a pantywaist!"
"You work all your life, you pay taxes, you're a good citizen, and what do you end up with? A tight rug."
"Here is an eagle who just found out his teenage daughter is pregnant."
"[about the pleasing shock of suddenly seeing all of his long-away friends again] For crying out loud!"
"You're my favorite Martian."
"Ruby: You know, when you want to, you can sure do a good impression of an old fart."
"Don Ameche - Art Selwyn"
"Wilford Brimley - Ben Luckett"
"Hume Cronyn - Joe Finley"
"Courteney Cox - Sara"
"Brian Dennehy - Walter"
"Jack Gilford - Bernie Lefkowitz"
"Steve Guttenberg - Jack Bonner"
"Maureen Stapleton - Mary Luckett"
"Jessica Tandy - Alma Finey"
"Gwen Verdon - Bess McCarthy-Selwyn"
"Herta Ware - Rosie Lefkowitz"
"Tahnee Welch - Kitty"
"Barret Oliver - David"
"Linda Harrison - Susan"
"Tyrone Power, Jr. - Pillsbury"
"Clint Howard - John Dexter"
"Charles Lampkin - Pops"