Cheech & Chong's Next Movie

"Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!"

"[singing] Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B."

"[to a girl on the phone] You wanna come over to my place? Okay, I'll be here with balls on."

"Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!"

"Holy sheep shit! It's guitar heaven!"

"Man, if you had a second brain, it would die of loneliness, man."

"[waiting on date to arrive] Man, hurry up, bitch. I got lots of shit to do. Shit. If that bitch doesn't hurry up and get here, I'll have to wait some more."

"Shit, man. I'm gonna be late for work again. That's the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, man."

"Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone."

"Cheech Marin as Cheech and Dwayne "Red" Mendoza"

"Tommy Chong as Chong "Man""

"Evelyn Guerrero as Donna"

"Paul Reubens as Desk clerk and Pee-wee Herman"

"Betty Kennedy as Candy"

"Sy Kramer as Mr. Neatnik"

"Rikki Marin as Gloria"

"Edie McClurg as Gloria's mom"

"Bob McClurg as Chicken Charlie"

"Rita Wilson as Actress wannabe"

"Shelby Chong as Beautiful girl"

"Phil Hartman as Chick Hazard - Private Eye"

"Missy Cleveland as Massage girl"

"Kim Hopkins as Wardrobe girl"

"Cassandra Peterson as Hostage"

"Michael Winslow as Welfare Comedian"

"Ed Peck as Cop Shotgun"

"Jonnie Barnett as Cop Driver"

"Faith Minton as female bouncer"