British cuisine

"There are in England sixty different religions and only one sauce."

"The English have only one sauce, melted butter."

"Ah, English food! At first you think it’s crap and then you regret that it’s not."

"The only thing they ever did for agriculture was the mad cow disease. One cannot trust people who have such bad food. After Finland, it’s the country where food is the worst."

"If it’s cold, it’s soup; if it’s warm, it’s beer."