Bolt (2008 film)

"Easy won't be part of the equation."

"You're a degenerate creature of darkness."

"Mittens, So Help Me, I Will Superbark You Out Of That Tree."

"[delete scene] Mittens, where's Penny?! Talk!"

"[?] I have a super bark."

"[Attempting to distract Mittens] That's a weird place to put a piano."

"Are you mad? You don't know the power of Styrofoam!"

"[deleted scene; police arresting Penny and takes her to the police department] Wait a minute, we're taking me to jail?! What's going on?!"

"[delete scene] It wasn't my fault. [Cop opens and closed and locked the cell with the key; starts to sobs]"

"[to Bolt] Random"

"[delete scene: sings "North Carolina" while playing the guitar] ?"

"(from the trailer) You'll never see Penny again! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

"Such devotion. It brings tears to my eyes!"

"World domination is within my grasp! (laughing maniacally)"

"Unless it was the only way to save your little girl's life!"

"No. No, Bolt! That's what they do, OK? They act like they love you! They act like they'll be there forever! And then one day they pack up all their stuff and move away and take their love with them and leave their declawed cat behind to FEND FOR HERSELF! [sighs] They leave her... wondering... what she did wrong."

"Figures I'm tied to the one dog on Earth that doesn't know how to beg. Huh. If you want the f... ah, the antidote, you're gonna have to do exactly what I say."

"No, no, no, please, it can't end like this!"

"You can't, Bolt! You got nothing! No super strength, no super bark... and no heat vision! [cut to Bolt trying to use his heat vision] Listen to me, okay? We're being taken to a place where humans go animal shopping, all right? And this is what humans do. They always pick the cute ones. The ones that look like you, Bolt, but the rest of us never come back out."

"Not on my watch, Rodent!"

"That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back!"

"All my training has prepared me for this moment. [rushes at the guard actor] DIE! DIIIE!"

"There's no truck that I know that can keep in Bolt and Rhino!"

"I'll get my ball!"

"Let it begin! Let it begin! LET IT BEGIN!!"

"[to guard actor] Prepare yourself, foul man-beast, for I will beat your pancreas with your spleen, and then I will rip your liver out of your-- (censored by his own squeaks)"

"It's a good day to DIE!"

"Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny?! I've been expecting your call."

"You! You Can Bolt, Because All Over This Planet, There Are Animals Who Feel Like They Can't. Like A Hamster Who Once Spent His Days In An RV Park, Dreaming Of The Day When He Too, Would Save A Little Girl From Danger And Be Told: "You Did It, You Did It Rhino. You Saved The Day," They Need A Hero Bolt, Someone Who No Matter What The Odds, Will Do What's Right, They Need A Hero To Tell Them That Sometimes The Impossible Can Become Possible... If... You're... Awesome!"

"Turn and pull!"

"Vinnie: I know this dog... [bus with Bolt's picture pulls up behind them] no, no I don't know. I-I I thought I knew."

"Blake: Wait for it... Tom? [pauses for effect] Aliens."

"Blake: [to Tom] Don't freak out. That's how you blew it with Nemo!"

"Joey: You kiddin'? This is the best day of my life."

"Fully Awesome 2008"

"Fully Awesome. Ridonculous. Let It Begin."

"Real life's a total adventure!"

"A hero is unleashed 2008"

"John Travolta — Bolt the Dog"

"Miley Cyrus — Penny the Girl"

"Susie Essman — Mittens the Cat"

"Mark Walton — Rhino the Hamster"

"Malcolm McDowell — Dr. Calico the Green-Eyed Man"

"Greg Germann — The Agent"

"James Lipton — The Director"

"Kari Wahlgren — Mindy Parker"

"Grey Griffin — Penny's Mom"

"Sean Donnellan — Penny's Dad"

"Todd Cummings — Joey the Pigeon"

"Lino DiSalvo — Vinnie the Pigeon"