A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

"I didn't lie. I wasn't lying, Adrian. I was not lying. Do you want to know why I lied?"

"[about Maxwell] He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient! Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one."

"Sex alleviates tension and love causes it."

"We can't have intercourse in the kitchen! There's a man in the next room singing The Lord's Prayer!"