40 Days and 40 Nights

"I almost fucked an outlet today."

"You stupid, stupid...silly little person."

"Wait, wait. Don't go to sleep yet. We got to talk about something. [pause] Stickers. Do you like stickers?"

"Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old-fashioned. You go three and you're a homo."

"Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape? One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. What the fuck is going on?"

"This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?"

"Mandy: [describing the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since...the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?"

"Candy: [describing the typical sexuality of men] They're like animals. Their whole lives revolve around their penises."

"Jerry Anderson: I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this fucking hard-on."

"One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights."

"This March, sex takes a holiday."

"Josh Hartnett – Matt Sullivan"

"Shannyn Sossamon – Erica Sutton"

"Paulo Costanzo – Ryan"

"Adam Trese – John Sullivan"

"Emmanuelle Vaugier – Susie"

"Monet Mazur – Candy"

"Christine Chatelain – Andie"

"Keegan Connor Tracy – Mandy"