13 Going on 30

"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."

"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."

"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"

"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."

"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."

"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"

"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"

"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."

"Jenna Rink made a wish and went from thirteen to thirty overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her."

"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."

"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."

"On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."

"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."

"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"

"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of."

"For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was."

"A comedy for the kid in all of us."

"Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink"

"Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff"

"Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman"

"Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland"

"Lynn Collins - Wendy Collins"

"Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson"

"Renee Olstead - Becky Olstead"