Smurfs: The Lost Village

"Gargamel is wrong about me. It is not my purpose to help him. I am meant to save those Smurfs."

"We are Smurfs. We do the right thing."

"I am not even a real Smurf. [gasps, realizes what she said and hatches a plan to save the Smurfs] I am not a real Smurf!"

"[searching for the Smurfs] Hefty?! BRAINY?! CLUMSY?!?! [noticing four Smurfs are gone] Oh, that is not even convincing. When I find those Smurfs, I will ground them for a month of blue moons!"

"[during Smurfette's funeral] She never thought she was a real Smurf. But she was the truest Smurf of all."

"[hugs Smurfette, laughs softly] You never cease to amaze me."

"[first lines, to Smurfette before she turned blue] Now go, and find Smurf Village."

"[repeated line] Freeze ball!"

"Wart of worm and hair of cat, show me the home of this Smurf hat."

"[catches Monty in his arms] Monty! What have they done to you, my glorious bird-of-prey? [angrily drops him] Smurfs!"

"Prepare for Garmageddon! [laughs evilly]"

"Check out my wizard mane! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Brainy Smurf: Really, man?] When I'm through with these Smurfs, I'll have all the power I've ever dreamed of!"

"[last lines of the film, during the credits] I was this close to getting rid of the Smurfs, and you ruined everything. I knew I should have gotten a dog from the shelter. [Azrael grumbles incoherently] I'm not saying this to be cruel, okay? I'm saying it to be constructive. You're a useless feline. [Azrael meows angrily] That's just mean. That's mean. There was a line, and you crossed it. [Azrael scoffs] I was just jib-jabbing, and you crossed the line and that stung. I demand an apology. [Azrael grumbles] You were going to learn this one way or another, but...I am not your real father. [Azrael meows sadly] But that does not matter now. What matters is destroying the Smurfs. Any thoughts? I mean, I have thoughts. But I always like to spitball off your thoughts. [Azrael meows incoherently] Azrael, I am not going to sugarcoat this. Your ideas are terrible. [Azrael yowls, Monty screeches] I can't think with this music! Can someone please shut off the music? [Azrael meows confusedly] And what's with all these words...scrolling in front of me? Did the Smurfs do this so that I would be distracted and not be able to destroy them as easily? [Azrael grumbles incoherently, Gargamel reluctantly reads the credits] "Matte painters"? I do not know what that means. Someone just made that up, right? Oh, I feel sorry for whoever "Matte" is. "Look development artists"? Oh yes, of course. Let is develop some looks. Like, maybe an angry look. Because you two totally ruined my plans! [Azrael meows frustratedly] Am I going mad, Azrael? For the last time, Get them to shut off this music!"

"I am really freaking OUT, YOU GUYS!!"

"I just ate all my rations!!!"

"Why are our feet so big?"

"Whatever you do, do not eat all your rations!"

"Why are our legs so short?"

"This machine was not built for a Smurf of your, well, origins."

"One small step, for four small Smurfs."

"[repeated line] Really, man?!"

"Papa. We won't find the answer to [saving Smurfette] in a book."

"We are Team Smurf, and we stick together."

"Why are my muscles so big?"

"That is what I call talking out of your butt!"

"It is like a workout for my eyeballs."

"I am Smurf Willow, leader of the Smurfs."

"They have an escape plan, but they are going to need our help. [Papa Smurf: It is time to rock the cage.] Do not be weird."

"Smurf Storm: Do not try any funny stuff, bug."

"Smurf Lily: I am Smurf Lily."

"Smurf Blossom: [deep voice] Look at me, I am a boy Smurf! [laughs]"

"Gargamel's Cauldron: Long have you searched for these creatures of blue, but this hat comes from somewhere new. [Gargamel: Yes, where? Where does it come from?] A village of Smurfs where enchantment grows, [Gargamel: Oh, an entire village. Good. Go on, go on.] the location of which... [Gargamel: Yes?] ...nobody knows. [Gargamel: NO! Just start with that. Start with "I don't know". Lousy cheap-o cauldron! [kicks it and hurts his foot in the process, Azrael laughs] But here is a clue. [shapes the thread into a shape of 3 tall trees]"

"Demi Lovato as Smurfette (Hero)"

"Rainn Wilson as Gargamel (Villain)"

"Mandy Patinkin as Papa Smurf"

"Joe Manganiello as Hefty Smurf"

"Jack McBrayer as Clumsy Smurf"

"Danny Pudi as Brainy Smurf"

"Julia Roberts as Smurf Willow"

"Michelle Rodriguez as Smurf Storm"

"Ellie Kemper as Smurf Blossom"

"Ariel Winter as Smurf Lily"

"Meghan Trainor as Smurf Melody"

"Melissa Sturm as Smurf Jade"

"Jake Johnson as Grouchy Smurf"

"Gordon Ramsay as Baker Smurf"

"Tituss Burgess as Vanity Smurf"

"Gabriel Iglesias as Jokey Smurf"

"Jeff Dunham as Farmer Smurf"

"Kelly Asbury as Nosey Smurf"