City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold

"Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz."

"Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit."

"If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that's the only dream I've got left."

"What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?"

"Great buckets of bull shit. It's Curly come back from the dead!"

"Barbara Robbins: [on the speaker phone in front of Mitch's colleagues] Tonight I'm going to pull down your pants and sink my hands into your cute little ass and then give you a tongue bath, I'm going to start at your feet and slowly work my way up... [Mitch quickly crawls across the conference table and picks up the phone]"

"Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins"

"Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist"

"Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins"

"Jack Palance - Duke Washburn"

"Patricia Wettig - Barbara Robbins"

"Noble Willingham - Clay Stone"

"Pruitt Taylor Vince - Bud"

"Bill McKinney - Matt"

"David Paymer - Ira Schalowitz"

"Josh Mostel - Barry Schalowitz"

"Lindsay Crystal - Holly Robbins"

"Beth Grant - Lois"

"Jayne Meadows - the voice of Mitch's mother"

"Jennifer Crystal - jogger"

"Bob Balaban - Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn (uncredited)"

"Frank Welker - Norman (voice)"