Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

"What am I still doing this for? It's gotta be one or the other. I can't have it both ways. I can't put myself on the line if someone's waiting for me at home."

"Your angel of death awaits you."

"[to the Phantasm, via remote camera] Whoops! Ha! I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head..."

"[to Batman, on the phone] Listen, boopsie, even though you never call and never write, I still got a soft spot for you. So I'm sending you a fun gift...airmail. [Batman sees a small flying toy rigged with explosives starting to fly into the window] And there's no use jumping out the window this time, toots. The plane of the future is about to make you history! [Batman quickly throws a batarang at the toy, setting off the explosive. The explosion still knocks him back, causing him to drop the phone] Hello? Hello, operator? I believe my party's been...disconnected! [cackles loudly]"

"Wrong! It ain't the Bat! Nope, nope, nope. I've seen the guy. He looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future."

"For once, I'm stuck without a punchline."

"Well, lady, I'm impressed. You're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids."

"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman"

"Dana Delany as Andrea Beaumont"

"Mark Hamill as The Joker"

"Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth"

"Bob Hastings as Commissioner James Gordon"

"Robert Costanzo as Detective Harvey Bullock"

"Hart Bochner as Arthur Reeves"

"Stacy Keach as Carl Beaumont, The Phantasm"

"Abe Vigoda as Salvatore Valestra"

"Dick Miller as Charles "Chuckie" Sol"

"John P. Ryan as Buzz Bronski"

"Arleen Sorkin as Mrs. Bambi"