"This is a shitty business, and it needs no ghosts coming from the grave to tell us so. But Lord willing and Jesus tar…"

"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow."

"All combat takes place at night, in the rain, and at the junction of four map segments."

"54, 40 or fight. What does that mean?...Remember the Maine...Tippecanoe and Tyler, too...They're war slogans Mr. Mots…"

"Willie Nelson - Johnny Dean"

"Y'know, producing is being a Samurai warrior. They pay you, day in, day out, for years, so that, ONE DAY, when called…"

"Andrea Martin - Liz Butsky"

"Denis Leary - Fad King"

"Anne Heche - Winifred Ames"

"Can't have a war without an enemy...You could have one, but it would be a very dull war..."