"[feeling the force of going at Ludicrous Speed] What have I done?! My brains are going into my feet!"

"Ludicrous Speed, Go!"

"Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy. [A soldier volunteers, but Helmet stops him] Hold it...I'll handl…"

"[Mr. Radar has just been "jammed" with raspberry.] There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls …"

"You know something, Princess? You're ugly when you're angry!"

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz?! Chicken?!!"

"How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow? [Everyone On-Board: [raises hands; except one] Yo!] I knew it, I'…"

"Well... [sniffs] Goodbye, virgin alarm."

"[in tiny print]: If you can read this, you don't need glasses."

"Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!"