"No, no, no... It's all too painful to watch. Gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmmm. Very well then, failures, listen carefully."

"I wish they could stay like this, but I suppose you people would actually like to take part in this game. Now then. In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!"

"Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, so tell old Grunty what brings L.O.G. here?"

"This sounds like a preposterous ruse, what'll you do if we refuse?"

"Aw, not acorns again!"

"Hey, a single!"

"Yeah, a double!"

"Awesome, a triple!"

"Yes! Home run!"

"Okay, here’s how this works. After a ball gets deflected, it’ll pop in the air and you can catch it before it lands. Once the ball is popped up, just get under its shadow then catch it as it’s falling."

"Zach Braff as Chicken Little"

"Pamela Adlon as Abby Mallard"

"Dan Molina as Fish Out of Water"

"Steve Zahn as Runt of the Litter"

"Acorns, acorns, acorns. Why is it always about acorns?"

"Great, an acorn."

"First the movie, now the merchandising? Aw! I hate these things!"

"What will they come up with next, chew toys?"

"There’s gotta be another way in. I just gotta find some change."

"They don’t even look like me!"

"I love these things!"

"Devastating? Perhaps but not defeated."

"Today’s a new day, today’s a new day."

"Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!"

"Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!"

"No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!"

"No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?"

"He wasn't the favorite character in Banjo-Kazooie anyway..."

"Great, I get to peck some more witch butt! Let's go, Banjo!"

"Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!"

"Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!"

"I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?"

"P-perhaps one of us s-should g-go t-take a l-look outside..."

"Sure was noisy. Let's go take a look, Kazooie."

"He's right! Quick, everyone out!"

"Well, at least everyone got out safely..."

"It's worse than that......Grunty's killed poor Bottles!"

"Sigh... I've a feeling it's not going to be so easy this time..."

"Don't be so sure, Banjo..."

"Hey! Look outside, everyone! Grunty the witch is coming!"

"Yawn...What do you want Kazooie?"

"C'mon, bone face, let's play. I feel lucky!"

"B-but it's dark out there and...Err, I'll be scared..."

"What a sucker, huh? C'mon, Banjo, gimme a hand..."

"Guess I'll be having that birdseed after all, huh, Banjo?"

"Yeah, yeah, skull boy, and I bet she had two heads!"

"Look at our house!"

"Hang on, where's goggle boy?"

"Oh... Er, false alarm, Bottle. Must've been some shadows."