"The series (a British import) chronicles the unyielding battle between a covert agency called U.Z.Z. (the good guys) and ultra-secret T.H.E.M. (The Horrible Evil Menace), a group striving to — what else? — take over the world. U.Z.Z. special agents Victor Volt (voiced by Alan Marriott) and Anita Knight (Kate Harbour) are the dauntless hero and heroine who manage time and again to outsmart the sly bad guys."

""The Secret Show" takes its cue from those classic ITC spy series of the sixties. It's "Mission:Impossible" meets "Austin Powers", "Danger Man" and "The Avengers" and a bit of "Monty Python" to boot. The show is positively overflowing with enthusiasm, effervescent humour, enraged enemies, and fluffy pink bunny rabbits."

"U.Z.Z. The only thing missing is U — Join now!"

"T.H.E.M want YOU!"

"Who put a martian option there in the first place?"

"Anita! The martians have gotten into the website. Clear the area!"

"Code Custard! Code Custard! The Martians are inside the website! Run! Run! Run as fast as you can!"

"Positive I.D. on the granny. Over. Copy that. Prepare to clear this time slot. Over Bunny baggers stand by!"

"Fluffy fluffy bunnies bouncing in the wood. Fluffy fluffy bunnies bouncing as they should..."

"Hello you cutesy, wootsy, squiggly, bunny friends! Sweet Little Granny here. Welcome to the Fluffy Bunny Show. Shall we sing our song?"

"A secret show about secret people doing secret things."

"For reasons of security my name is changed daily..."