"Bill Barretta as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, Big Mean Carl, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Bubba the Rat, Angel Marie, Carlo Flamingo, Baby Boss and Leprechaun Security Guard #1"

"Mak Wilson as Flying Zucchini Brother #2 and Leprechaun Security Guard #2"

"Mark Mander as Baby"

"The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy name I have ever heard!"

"You're ruining my getaway!"

"Taking the world by farce."

"Dave Goelz as Gonzo the Great, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf, Randy Pig and Baby"

"Peter Linz as Walter, Manolo Flamingo, Blind Pew, Finger-Snapping Prisoner and Baby"

"Nigel Plaskitt as Flying Zucchini Brother #1 and Leprechaun Security Guard #3"

"Iestyn Evans as Flying Zucchini Brother #3 and Baby"

"Andrew Spooner as Baby"

"It was vertigo, not stage fright, if that's what you're thinking, Number Two."

"First rule of double-cross. You don't announce the double-cross before you double-cross. It's not even a rule because it is so obvious."

"[to Walter] Come, little friend. Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure, during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson. Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn, or the number three. Hmm?"

"Bad move, frog."

"Give up, frog. I have Netflix account with search keywords "prison escape". I have seen every prison movie ever made. Even the ones in space."

"It would appear you were right, Kermit. I guess this is your family. And families belong together. You are free to go. Forever."

"Ty Burrell - Jean Pierre Napoleon"

"Eric Jacobson as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Sam the Eagle, Animal, Marvin Suggs and Baby"

"Shut up and keep moving, pig! You are my insurance policy!"

"Matt Vogel as Constantine, '80s Robot, Sweetums, Floyd Pepper, Pops, Robin the Frog, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry, Camilla the Chicken, Uncle Deadly, Dr. Julius Strangepork and Baby"

"Pig, I have question. Am I wearing sign that says "BOTHER ME"?!?!"

"Louise Gold as Annie Sue and Kangaroo"

"[menacing Fozzie and Walter] You have wocka'd your last wocka, bear."

"That is right, MUPPETS! I... am CONSTANTINE... the world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal, and a thousand times more frog than this Kermit person! And now... I have only one thing to say to you FOOLS! GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

"Well, as the old saying goes, the show must... continue. In a timely fashion."

"Warrick Brownlow-Pike as Baby"

"[before blowing up the gulag] It's time to light the lights."

"What is happening? Why am I flying?"

"[about to fight the prison guards] Let's dance."

"[beating up Constantine] NO! ONE! TRICKS! ME! INTO! MARRYING! THEM! AND! THEN! HURTS! MY! KERMIE!"

"It's fed up and bossy being mean."

"[wincing] Bow before me!"

"Dominic is terrific. From now on, let's do whatever he says, hmm?"

"Hi-lo! I am Kermit."

"[after Miss Piggy beats him up] What a woman."

"Put the frog down! Or I will deploy."

"No one believes in family in the gulag, frog. People are only ever out for themselves."

"You are always right, my beautiful amphibian prince. I will never let you go."

"2 Frogs 1 Pig Epic Mayhem"

"Ricky Gervais - Dominic Badguy/The Lemur"

"Tina Fey - Nadya"

"Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog, Foo-Foo, Beaker, Statler, Lips, Rizzo the Rat, Link Hogthrob, The Muppet Newsman and Andy Pig"

"[standing up to Constantine] Oh, brother! You may be the world's most dangerous frog, but you're still a frog!"

"The lovers, the dreamers, and cheese. Nailed it."

"[exploring a theater in Germany] "Hole in the Wall Club"? More like "Hole in the Ground Club"."

"Rob Tygner as Baby"