"[in a commercial for Chef Edison's TV Dinner, dressed as an astronaut] Hi, I'm Chef Edison and when I'm away from home, I still like to catch some of my favorite TV shows. That's why I always bring one of my Chef Edison TV dinners wherever I go. With flavors like, 'Uh, Beavis and Broccoli', N.Y.P.D. Blueberry pie, and M*A*S*H potatoes, there's no reason to be a couch potato at home. Now you can be one anywhere! So sit back on a moon rock and enjoy."

"Jack Warden as Armand McMillan"

"Raquel Welch as Grace Kosik"

"Jack Plotnick as Zak"

"[that night after seeing his house boarded up] No, what happened? No, I... got evicted. No, tell me this isn't happening! My surfboard, dinosaur, yellow brick road! Where'd it all go? No! Oh, what did I do?"

"Courtney Thorne-Smith as Natalie"

"Fred Stoller as Toby"

"Estelle Harris as Ms. Krubavitch"

"Glenn Shadix as Larry"

"Bill Erwin as Landers"

"M. Emmet Walsh as Fremont"

"Carrot Top as Edison"

"Mystro Clark as Ty"

"What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want."

"[To Penny] Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me."

"Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare."

"Take The Risk. Feel The Rush."

"Faizon Love as Leslie"

"Chris Taloa as Drew"

"Tamayo Perry as Tamayo"

"Three Friends, One Passion, No Limits."

"Ruben Tejada as JJ"

"George Veikoso as Fiji (as George Veikoso)"

"Michelle Rodriguez as Eden"

"And when I tell you to go, you gotta go. You gotta paddle your little heart out. You can't hesitate, you can't pull back, you can't hold back. No fear. Alright?"

"Sanoe Lake as Lena"

"[To Matt] Sorry if my pits stink man, but that's just the way it goes!"

"You're a girl that doesn't ask a guy what to do..."

"Wait, are you wearing my cologne?"

"These waves are for the big boys."

"THAT'S my BITCH!"

"He's leaving in a few days with a tan. And what are you going to be left with? A pair of shoes?"

"There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!"

"Hey, fluff your bangs up a little bit?"

"You were the one who made mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!"

"Kate Bosworth as Anne Marie Chadwick"

"Matthew Davis as Matt Tollman"

"Mika Boorem as Penny Chadwick"

"Kala Alexander as Kala"

"Kaupena Miranda as Kaupena"

"Asa Aquino as Asa"

"Shaun Robinson as Omar"

"Paul Hatter as Paul"

"Face Your Fears, Live Your Dreams"

"You have to understand. They're the most dangerous waves on the planet. Out here, you don't just get crushed...you die."

"A true motion picture about surfing. Filmed in Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Tahiti, Hawaii and California."

"The kids in the village really got excited about surfing. They got so excited they started ripping down their houses."

"The Search for the Perfect Wave"

"[Describing the contents of Mike and Robert's suitcase] Six pairs of trunks, two boxes of wax, some modern sounds and in case of injury, one bandaid."