suikoden-series

"Let us begin. What a terrifying destiny, indeed... What an abominable, dismaying, ghastly destiny! I can't even imagine where to begin! It's all so terrible! What part of your appalling fate would you like to hear about first?"

"Fall back?! They've gotta be kidding! I've been waiting for this fight! I'm moving forward, full speed ahead!!!"

"What? Where's my hometown? Oh, come now! Surely Your Highness jests! I'm from where those FILTHY, maniacal Godwin DEVILS laugh as they crush the populace under their boot! Stormfist! There shall be no homecoming for me... ...Not until those FILTHY DEVIL GODWINS have been violently, thoroughly EVISCERATED!!!"

"Of course I'm not all right! Do these stairs look soft to you?! Ooohh, my poor, fragile, gentlemanly body!"

""Geez, I'd hate to meet the artists who didn't have promise." (After Sialeeds explains to the group that Lord Barrows granted Haud Village, which is explosively, discordantly, and painfully colorful and tacky, to a group of artists he felt had promise.)"

"C'mon, guys! We'll show them the spirit of Lordlake's still alive and kicking!"

"Good SHOW, Your Highness! You DROWNED those GODWIN DEVILS just like FILTHY RATS! A FITTING end for their like, I SAY! Now let's GET the REST OF THEM! DROWN THEM ALL! REVENGE UPON THOSE FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS! DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON ALL THE-- Oh. My word. I got a tad carried away again, didn't I?"

"Your Highness! You saw the despicable HORROR inflicted upon those POOR beavers! These are the kind of REPREHENSIBLE ACTS those VILLAINS PERPETRATE!!! They're FILTHY DEVILS TO THE CORE!!!"

"That FILTHY DEVIL GODWIN has been defeated!!! ...But now all the excitement's gone from life, somehow..."

"Should the ruinous light cover the land, Eresh must once again open the door and descend into the darkest depths. Perhaps Eresh's meeting you was meant to prevent that from happening, one chosen by the Dawn Rune..."

"Your destiny is to die alone, without ever knowing the divine taste of true love!"

"True loyalty is being able to speak what you think is right and what you think is wrong."

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"I always knew I'd get a chance to destroy that damned fortress someday! Here we go men! This is payback for everything we've been through!"

"There's no way a filthy devil like him would fight FAIR! He MOST CERTAINLY cheated somehow! NO doubt about it!"

"My own two HANDS shall squeeze his neck! I'll STAB him in the forehead with my FINGERNAIL! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!"

"Our next target is HATRED FORTRESS?! Why, that's those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS' FILTHY castle!!! RAZE it to the ground, I say! BURN it to ASH! Grind it TO DUST! AND SALT THE FILTHY EARTH!!! Ah ha ha hah!"

"There's absolutely, positively and undeniably NO DOUBT those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS put that imposter up to it!!! ...Is there?"

"Damned Godwins! My family's been storing up its rage for a hundred years! Worthless, filthy devils! You don't deserve sunlight, or air! You deserve to be buried in garbage! You deserve to DIE choking on rotten feces at the bottom of the world's flithiest, darkest cesspit!!"

"FINALLY! At long LAST! I thought this day would never COME! But it HAS, and with great FANFARE! The time has come to let those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS know that Stormfist does NOT belong to them! We'll SMASH the FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS' castle to TINY, UNRECOGNISABLE bits!!! We'll STOMP it! And CRUSH it! And CRUSH it! And STOMP it! And then CRUSH it again! Until NO EARTHLY TRACE REMAINS! ...And then we'll PAVE over the site, just to rub it in! HA HA HA HA HAAAA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!! You could say I'm looking forward to it. Is it noticeable, Your Highness?"

"Ah, nothing like a nice, quiet game to soothe the flames of eternal righteous hatred. Care to play?"

"What? A family tree? Why, of course! of course! Fully one-hundred generations of Aethelbalds, fully documented right here! Go ahead, have a look! But what do you need this for? To catch a thief of aristocratic histories? Of course! I insist!!! If you're through with my family tree, I would like to have it back. It's a keepsake that helps me remember the indignities suffered by us at the hands of these FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS! Sometimes, I think it's all I have left.[Catching Raven and recruiting him quest]"

"Oh, my! It's simply unspeakable! I've never seen a person with a more unfortunate destiny in battle than you! Every time you enter a battlefield, the arrows will find you! Every time you use a magic Rune, it will explode! I can't believe you're still alive with luck like this! You could die any time! Maybe today! Tomorrow at the latest!"

"You shall be besought by insurmountable debts! Your family name shall be forever ruined amongst creditors!"

"No! Oh, no more! It's too gruesome to go any further! Honesty, I knew your fate was bad, but this is appalling!"

"Let our mercy as deep as the Feitas and our authority as powerful as the Sun be revealed to the entire World."

"The eyepatch was to remind myself to never get overconfident."

""I don't expect you to forgive me. You can even curse me if you want to. I can take it." (After Georg stab Queen Arshtat.)"

"You're gonna have to prove to me... You're a winner."

"What if my master plan was murdering you... in front of your beloved brother?"

"That filthy devil, Godwin! He CLOSED the underground passageway, pretending he did so to prevent the infiltration of SUSPICIOUS characters! LIES, I say! They took the other lands from the HOUSE of Aethelbald, and now they PURLOIN our last humble sanctuary! There are no words to describe the EVIL of this FILTHY DEVIL! The BIG CREEPER! The FURBALL! The STUPID MATRIKA!"

"It's those Godwins... If I could just lay a HAND on Godwin! Just a FINGERNAIL! I'D STAB HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!"

"I wish that FILTHY DEVIL Godwin would return to the PESTILENT DUNGHEAP from WHENCE HE SPRANG, instead!"

"I've heard that you're taking a stand against that FILTHY DEVIL, Godwin! You're going to BASH him up good?! This is absolutely wonderful news! That insalubrious blackguard Godwin is truly the very SOUL of evil incarnate! His PESTIFEROUS being spreads evil to everything it TOUCHES! Stormfist USED to be mine, I tell you! It RIGHTFULLY belongs to the House of Aethelbald! He TOOK it from me, he TRICKED everyone! FILTHY, FILTHY, DEVIL! No QUARTER or MERCY for the FILTHY DEVIL! BASH HIS EXECRABLEMALEFICENT RANCOROUSDAMNABLEFACE! DEVIL! PERFIDIOUSMISERABLEODIOUSWRESTCH!! GEETAAAAARRRGH!!!"

"Suddenly I find myself upon a ship, for reasons distressingly unknown... But I hardly mind! As long as I get to trounce those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS, I'd travel to the VERY CENTER OF HELL!"

"I may be off to rest, but there'll be no rest for THEM! Crush them! Crush the filthy devils, and do it in my name!"

"We shall BATTLE as soon as you dare to face ME! Come, and taste defeat!"

"Those FILTHY devils!!! How dare they set fire to that town?! I say we DRENCH them in BOILING oil and CREMATE THEM ALIVE!!! See how THOSE filthy devils like it!!!"

"Hey, listen up! These Godwin traitors got no respect for justice. And sure, sometimes justice is just a little word. But sometimes justice is three feet of sharp steel smashing in your face. Now, let's go get 'em!"

"Meeting him on the battlefield... Toe-to-toe, eye-to-eye, axe-to-sword... It feels like my birthday! Ga ha ha!"

"I know fellow Falenans have got no business wantin' to bash each others' brains out... But, a general just can't help wantin' to fight a worthy opponent! It's in the blood!"

"All troops, get ready to kick some Armes keister! I dunno where they came from, but I know where they're goin'!"

"I think 'Mohawk Head Castle' would make a great name!"

"Stop Mumbling and let's start Rumbling I'd Say!"

"I suppose I can mingle with the mediocrities on occasion."

"Hear me filthy devils! My wrath shall rain upon you! To WAR!"

"How indubitably rare to run into visitors here beneath the earth."

"That FILTHY DEVIL Godwin! One cowardly, fiendish DEED after another! He played our House of Aethelbald for fools! He PILFERED everything we had! Godwin is a mere INSECT! A Hairball! A Zombie SNAIL! The sun's justice shall be BROUGHT DOWN UPON THE FILTHY DEVIL! Terribly sorry, seems I let myself get a tad agitated!"

"EVERY disaster that occurs in this WORLD can be traced BACK to those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS! The recent increase in rats! Periodic FLOODING! UNSEASONABLY invasive PLANT GROWTHS! ALL GODWIN PLOTS!"

"...Dammit. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I've been waiting so long for this, and now they want me to back off?!"