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"I'm going to do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't."
"I'm Hitler's worst nightmare."
"I have a purpose. If you think that it's some kind of blessing it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through."
"Everything in my life's falling apart but I'm going to figure it out."
"I give you meaning, and he gives you money."
"It's every man for himself where I come from. That's just how I grew up."
"Do you know what continence is, Wally? No? Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi."
"It's an original ball for an original guy. It's the Marty Supreme Ball, not the Marty Normal Ball."
"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy."
"When you see this woman act you'll feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner."
"Let me ask you something. Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?"
"Timothée Chalamet as Marty Mauser"
"Larry 'Ratso' Sloman as Murray Norkin"
"Mariann Tepedino as Mariann"
"Odessa A'zion as Rachel Mizler"
"Ralph Colucci as Lloyd"
"Devorah Shubowitz as Norkin Customer"
"Tyler the Creator as Wally (as Tyler Okonma)"
"George Gervin as Lawrence"
"Luke Manley as Dion Galanis"
"Marinel Tinnirello as Not Marty's Messenger"
"Fran Drescher as Rebecca Mauser"
"Sandra Bernhard as Judy"
"Emory Cohen as Ira Mizler"
"w:John Catsimatidis as Christopher Galanis"
"Géza Röhrig as Béla Kletzki"
"Koto Kawaguchi as Koto Endo"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.