rayman

"If you want to crawl under the bongo berries, use the down arrow and the jump button or key at the same time."

"You need to be an expert at finding the numbers, so that you can escape Boulder bonanza, and continue your quest to retrieve the Book of Knowledge."

"All is well in Rayman's world. The sun shines brilliantly and the clear water of the rivers bubbles and sings as it flows. Every day is a happy day here. Deep in the forest, the wizard's cottage sits in the shelter of a peaceful green clearing. Knowing and learning, this wise man guards an ancient tome, which contains the wisdom of the world. Alas! All of this is but a distant memory. Today our world is at the mercy of the terrible Mr Dark, who once again, has overpowered us. Just a few days ago, when Betilla the Fairy was visiting, Mr Dark invaded my home. He headed right for the Book of Knowledge. Despite our efforts to resist him, he stole all of its contents and escaped with them. Before leaving, he even destroyed the map to his hideout, which I have kept just in case. Whatever shall we do? Who can we ask to retrieve the stolen Book of Knowledge for us? Rayman! All our hopes are on this one hero who so many times before, has shown his bravery in face of the most daunting tasks. This will be a long, hard adventure. The quest to retrieve the lost Book of Knowledge will be dangerous. Go Rayman! Let your courage and cleverness lead the way!"

"To choose the right letter or the right word, plant the magic seed on the little piles of dirt you will find underneath the letter or words."

"Whuzzat? Sneaking around here scares me! Maybe that barrel will be my friend."

"This is the worst! In prison alone and helpless... That's odd, why am I craving plum juice?"

"Huh? Hey, why are my eyes pointed at that metal switchy thing?"

"That's ok Murfy. I can score myself."

"Wahoo! I beat my bestest score ever!"

"Whee! I collected more lums than ever."

"I did so well I'm going to treat myself to a bowl of oatmeal."

"And I give myself THREE Globox Stamps."

"That's terrible. I wish Rayman were here to help."

"I can't even find my way out of this place."

"And better than ever. Let me show you how I did."

"I rescued more cute little teensies than ever!"

"Don't worry buddy! I'll save us both from this crazy witch!"

"Whew! I didn't know I had it in me! I just closed my eyes and..."

"Mua ha ha, those fools can't keep me here! I just have to flick the hidden switch and I'll be free!""

"SNORT! I smell plum juice! I want to drink it and smash EVERYTHING!!"

"Rayman?! Where did that meddlesome loser come from?"

"Maybe I can push you off a dock on the way.. heh heh."

"Huh? Who's there?!"

"Globox? Red?! Are you a ghost? Did the voodoo mammas find a cure for your blues? Hee hee hee! Now that you're incognito...go crazy! Let's go Lums chasing when I'm done meditating!"

"It's the head of the fanclub! Teensy Ray... Nice body art, my friend! Any luck flying with the new head implant? Don't try from too high...!"

"Bubble-me! Globox...You're teensy! Now that's just not right! OH, it's not you, Globox? Pfft...just another fanboy!"

"Your royal Teensetteness! How's it going; you Pink Terror you?! Last I heard, you were blazing through the desert bubblizing baddies! That bone barrette you last brought back is my favorite! Whack 'em one for me!"

"Bless your noble nostrils! Aren't you one of the magical Teensy twins!? You guys tied for second in last year's Snoring Competition! Gratz! I laughed so hard at your schnoz-ballads that I fell off my perch..."

"Oh, Grand Minimus! Keeper King of the Teensy kinder... how's it tickling?!"

"Ninja Teensy! The last of your stealthy kind! Try making less noise when you sneak around. Never mind, I'm sure the Livid Dead will be tickled to death by your killer looks."

"I warned you not to mess with Chilli Pepper gang down at Infernal Kitchens! They force-fed you farting beans and hot sauce and now look at you! I hereby retire you! Go see the world! May you snore loudly!"

"The First Grand Minimus, the worse for wear... Thanks for guarding the heart of the world all this time, old chap! Now go finish your bucket list! Gesundheit!"

"Bubble me! Rayman's evil clone! What a nightmare you were! Still single? Well, you are soooo ugly. Blame it on Mr. Dark!"

"OK...?! Who let Glombrox out of his cage!? That face...! That smell...! OY! Soap and water do not just bubbles make... Oy, Glombrox, you look positively horrifying.."

"Sorry, that’s all I can remember!"

"Let us give thanks for big noses... Nobody inhales flies like you!!! Weren't you King last time I saw you? Oh, that was the other one? I'm confused, are you confused?! Nevermind. Play! Be free! Spin spells! Tell tall tales! Live!"

"The one and only Globox! Biggest glute in Glade! Champion of snoring songs; you honor me with your noisy naps! Not sure the neighbors are so psyched.. Livid Dead have no taste in music! Tickle them to death!"

"Woah! bubble me, Ray! That you!? You know... you don't actually pass for Globox, right? I'll talk to Voodoo mamma about reversing that spell.. Oh?! You're cool with it! ha ha ha Ok, then! Just don't try to hang from your lip... Oh, yeah! If you get cravings, consult a voodoo mamma fast!"

"Hey Rayman! Welcome back! Was I having a bad dream again? Still no limbs, eh?! Welll, the nymphs will get their act together eventually...! Less bones to break I say! At least they remembered the funny bone! Laugh till it hurts!"

"Goth teensy? What?! If you are here then who is watching the Dead Door?? Did the grannies get out? Should we call the nymphs...? Be gleeful!"