"Darling, how good of you to wait for me. [Penelope holds on to Pepé Le Pew tight] She is no longer timid. [they begin to fall, but, a parachute activates] A true gentleman must be prepared for anything."

"[as he was swinging from branch to branch] I always got A's in gym."

"Guess who? It is me. Oh partu pertu le mois, uh partu meet me introduce you myself, I am Pepé Le Pew, your lover! So impetuous, but nice. You know it is not just a case of physical attraction. I admire her mind too. Hello Cherie, all is fare in love and war, aye darling? Alright butterduck, you have done all that could be expected, you have resisted your natural impulses and have ran away from me. Mwooo, mwooo, mwooo, you little flirt, mwoo, mwoo, mwoo. Charming situation is it not? Mwoo, mwoo. I tell you what, you stop resisting me and I will stop resisting you. Well if you have a better offer than that, Oli Ole ei yo, epule? I am your guide to love, no? Together we shall explore the heights of the light. Mwoo, mwoo, mwoo. The conquest of Everest will pale into insignificance mwoo, mwoo. Navigator to pilot, pretty girl at 3'o clock, over. Pilot to navigator, roar roar. Over, Roger, will go. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. I pierce you with the ack ack of love flowerpot. Poems are made by fools like me."

"How is it that she can sleep when I am so near? We must stoke the furnace of love, must we not?"

"A pitiful case, am I not?"

"I am the broken heart of love. I am the disillusioned. I wish to enlist in the Foreign Legion so I may forget. Take me!"

"Why did everyone leave? Oh, but of course! Already I have achieved a post of honor, and have been left to defend the fort. Viva la Republique!"

"[last lines] Why is it whenever a man is captured by a woman, all he wish to do is get away?"

"Mel Blanc as Pepé Le Pew / Foreign Legion Soldiers."

"Michael Maltese as Foreign Legion Singer. (uncredited)"

"All is love in fair and war."

"Mel Blanc as Pepé le Pew / Wildcat / Zookeeper / Le Hyena / Newsboy / Le Policier / Dog."

"Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine!"

"[swimming underwater without a scuba tank] When you are a skunk you learn to hold your breath for a long time."

"Mel Blanc as Pepé le Pew / Penelope / Streetpainter / Dog / Boat Captain / Shark."

"There are plenty of fish in the ocean... if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness."

"Mel Blanc as Pepé le Pew / Penelope / Le Capitaine / First Mate / Crewmates."

"Mel Blanc as Pepé le Pew."

"Julie Bennett as Penelope Pussycat / Mona Lisa. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Pepe Le Pew / Dog / Bulldog."