"Well, congratulations. You just forfeited whatever mental edge you might've had over the Varsity. Now they know they own you! This isn't the pee-wees; your little Duck tricks are not gonna work at this level! Now, for the last time, stay away from the Varsity!! And get those Duck jerseys off right now. Come on, get 'em off! Right now. The Ducks are dead."

"Marguerite Moreau as Connie Moreau"

"Colombe Jacobsen as Julie Gaffney"

"It's a damn good thing I'm not your coach! Now get your team outta here, now! Varsity team, out! Let's go!! Move it!!"

"Vincent Larusso as Adam Banks"

"Shaun Weiss - Greg Goldberg"

"Heidi Kling - Casey Conway"

"Aaron Lohr as Dean Portman"

"Elden Henson as Fulton Reed"

"Gotta get up early if you wanna hunt goose eggs!"

"Brandon Adams as Jesse Hall"

"They can't skate. They can't win. They can't be serious."

"Josef Sommer - Mr. Gerald Ducksworth"

"Brandon Adams - Jesse Hall"

"J.D. Daniels - Peter Mark"

"Jussie Smollett - Terry Hall"

"Matt Doherty as Les Averman"

"Kenan Thompson as Russ Tyler"

"Kathryn Erbe as Michelle McKay"

"Carsten Norgaard as Wolf "The Dentist" Stansson"

"Ty 'O Neal as Dwayne Robinson"

"How long does it take to score a goal? Less than a second! That means no puck is safe if you can't play defense! Now get this: I don't give a damn how many goals you score; I want one thing on your mind: zero! As in shutout!"

"Matt Doherty - Lester Averman"

"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to, something you feel, something you have to earn."

"Jesse Hall: [to Gordon] Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion and it's a drug free zone. You understand? We ain't buyin' nothin'! Now I'm feeling generous today, so I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks!"

"He's never coached. They've never won. Together they'll learn everything about winning!"

"Lane Smith - Coach Jack Reilly"

"Joss Ackland - Hans"

"Joshua Jackson - Charlie Conway"

"Eldon Henson - Fulton Reed"

"Marguerite Moreau - Connie Moreau"

"Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!"

"Garette Ratliff Henson - Guy Germaine"

"Vincent Larusso - Adam Banks"

"Jane Plank - Tammy Duncan"

"Shaun Weiss as Greg Goldberg"

"Danny Tamborelli - Tommy Duncan"

"Aaron Schwartz - Dave Karp"

"Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay"

"The puck stops here! The Mighty Ducks are back."

"Michael Tucker as Tibbles"

"Jan Rubeš as Jan"

"Joshua Jackson as Charlie Conway"

"Mike Vitar as Luis Mendoza"

"Justin Wong as Ken Wu"

"Scott Whyte as Gunnar Stahl"

"Coach Jack Reilly: Why'd you turn against me, Gordon? For six years, I taught you how to skate, I taught you how to score, I taught you how to go for the "W". You could have been one of the greats! And now look at yourself. You're not even a has-been. You're a never-was."

"Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay"

"I hate kids. They're barely human."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GUYS!!"