films-directed-by-chuck-jones

"[first lines] Now there goes a salesman. He trades me out of a perfectly good, grade A, homogenized Holstein cow, and for what? Three stupid beans! Jack, you're a jerk."

"So, a fine kettle of fish! Here I work myself to the skin and bones trying to get this guy to sleep, and what do you do? Blow whistles! Just when I got things so quiet you could hear a pin drop, you bust in here and bust out with a whistle, and you snafu the whole works! How in the name of all that's reasonable do you expect a guy to get his slumber when a goof like you goes around making noises like a one-man Fourth of July celebration? He needs peace and quiet! It's positively outrageous!"

"[last lines] Noisy little character, isn't he!"

"We must capture a live earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars. Isn't that a nice assignment? Hmm?"

"Oh! Mutiny makes me so angry!"

"Sportsman? Listen, sport! You don't know the meaning of fair play! What chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you? [taking away each item from Elmer as he mentions it] You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose! [parts his feathers to reveal just that] Heh-heh. How did that get there?"

"After all, a man's home is his castle."

"I'm not angry! Just terribly, terribly hurt!"

"[last lines, transformed into a giant Neanderthal rabbit] I'll tell ya this much: When I get back to Earth, old Elmer Fudd and the rest of those hunters are due for a big surprise!"

"Well. Back to the old electronic brain!"

"But, General, sir, isn't there somethin' a patriotic rabbit could do for his country?"

"What have you got against me, anyways? Why don't you listen to orders? You've got ears just like the other guys. [Notices Bugs' long ears; does startled take] Well, anyways, you're furry all over and got a fuzzy tail just like all the... Doy! Jumping catfish! We've inducted a rabbit! Hey, General! Hey, somebody! Hey!"

"[last lines, as he was testing bombs] And just think, in 30 years I can retire."

"What's this? A letter. "B. Bunny." For me! Now where'd that come from? Oh, well. [Reads letter] "Greetings... The President of the United States..." Hmm, that's nice. "Hereby notified... been selected... training therein... report local board..." Holy cats, I've been drafted!"

"[after Canasta steals the gold] You realize that this is not going to go unchallenged."

"[last lines] The moral of the story is, don't try to steal no 18 karats from no rabbit."

"[after he hits a rock] Ouch! Wow! What a bump!"

"[last lines] Nah. That's silly! It couldn't be him!"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Sheriff of Nottingham / Little John"

"[Bugs has knocked him silly over the head] Odd's fish? The very air abounds in kings!"

"Look. Look. It's the king! His most royal majesty cometh! Sound the welcomes and blow the crumpets!"

"This looks like a job for the masked avenger! But, since he ain’t around, I guess I'll have to take care of it myself."

"Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue with this picture and... Confidentially, the film didn't exactly break! [holds up a pair of scissors]"

"Bea Benaderet - Witch Hazel, Gretel"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Hansel / Prince Charming"

"[to a prince] You're looking for Snow White, this here's the story of Hansel and Gretel."

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck"

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny"

"No more classes, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks! Yahoo! Free summer vacation! Yahoo! Ya-Ya-Yahoo! Hey! Just an apple polishing minute! What is all this? Why, I haven't been in school, since I was a little bitty bunny... [hits a tree]"

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fuddle"

"Mel Blace - Bugs Bunny"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Baby-Faced Finster / Ant Hill Harry / TV Reporter / Sergeant / Clancy"

"[seeing Finster for the first time] Eh, what's up, uh, pediatrician?"

"[as the scene changes back to the present day, where Bugs Bunny is laying next to a tree] I'm glad I'm not young anymore, but, ya know, I bet Elmer and I were the youngest people who ever start chasing each other. [notices the little Wile E Coyote chasing the unhatched Road Runner] I could be wrong, ya know!"

"[to Elmer] Say, what's the matter with you, anyway? Don't you even know a rabbit when ya see one?"

"[after the Space Modulator blows up] Well. Back to the old drawing board."

"[first lines] Gads. What a night. I will never mix radish juice and carrot juice again."

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fudd"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck"

"Awfully unsporty of me, I know. But, what the hey! I gotta have some fun! And besides, it's really Duck Season."

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny (as Brünnhilde)"

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fudd (as Siegfried)"

"[last lines] Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

"How do you do? Oh. Allow me to introduce myself! My name is Coyote. Wile E. Coyote. Uh, I am a genius by trade."

"[Last lines, Inside the UNIVAC] Of course, the real beauty of this machine is that it has only one moving part."

"You know, it's amazing the trouble this joker goes through to get a square meal. Eh, case in point... [he shows off Wile E.'s latest rabbit trap, which involves a boulder suspended above the ground by a rope, a seesaw and a rifle]"

"[last lines] The moral is, never get cut off in the middle of a long distance fall."

"[pretending to talk to the coyote over the phone] Hello. This is the telephone company. You haven't paid your telephone bill lately, so we're going to have to cut you off. Sorry. [cuts line with scissors; the coyote falls to the ground]"