"For your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Hong Kong Garden Massage Parlor on Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby."

"In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whupped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business!"

"Fine. I'm not your brother."

"Lee, I'm in trouble. I need some assistance!"

"Sister, you tell this piece of S-word that I will personally F-word him up."

"I am trying kill somebody, man! Damn!"

"I wouldn't say nothing. He has me. His brother from another mother."

"[mouths] I'm dead?"

"You Asian! Stop humiliating yourself!"

"I need a big suite, two beds, two showers, a massage therapist, some new clothes and a case of Old Spice."

"Lee. I got a big problem, man. This guy's on steroids. He got a head like Barry Bonds."

"Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, LAPD. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard."

"Lee, we almost killed your ass! Why you didn't move? I would like for you to meet our dates for tonight, Marsha and Zoe. Fat one's yours."

"Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement."

"I'm coming, Soo-Yung! [Looks down from the Eiffel Tower] Oh, my God! What the hell am I doing up here?"

"I don't know what the hell you feeding him, but he is too damn big!"

"I'm about slice you up like a giant California roll! [Grabs a spear nearby]"

"Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It's the Crying Games! I'm Broke Back Carter!! Oh God..."

"[After beating Kenji's men] Everybody was kung-fu fighting! That man was fast as Li- [notices Soo-Young still tied on a ledge] Soo-Yung!"

"[Holding a gun to a goon's ass] Don't move or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!"

"[To Jasmine after thinking that she and Lee were having sex instead of fighting each other to the death] You are a super freak!"

"[Catches a woman who falls while they escape from the triad club] You got a boyfriend?"

"[Lee sword-fights Kenji to the death] Lee, he might be your brother but turn him into your sister!"

"Chris Tucker as Carter"

"Jackie Chan as Lee"

"Max von Sydow as Reynard"

"Hiroyuki Sanada as Kenji"

"Roman Polanski as Detective Revi (uncredited)"

"Yvan Attal as George"

"Yûki Kudô as Dragon Lady (as Youki Kudoh)"

"Noémie Lenoir as Genevieve (as Noemie Lenoir)"

"Jingchu Zhang as Soo Yung (as Zhang Jingchu)"

"Tzi Ma as Ambassador Han"

"Dana Ivey as Sister Agnes"

"Henry O as Master Yu (as Henry O.)"

"Mia Tyler as Marsha"

"Prepare for their finest hour and their only finest one"

"They're rushing through the hours quick"

"And you're not my brother."

"If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?"

"The ambassador is my responsibility!"

"FBI Agent Will Graham Is About to Enter the Mind of a Killer. He Must First Let Hannibal Lecter Inside His Head."

"I am the Dragon, and you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: before me, you rightly tremble. But fear is not what you owe me, Mr. Lounds. You owe me awe."