Fighting Games

"Is that all you've got? I'll rip you out of your shell and scoop your insides."

"What kind of weapon is that? Perhaps you'd prefer I used a conducter's baton?"

"With all these instruments, it's hard to choose which one to use. Mind if I test them on your body?"

"Hah, playing a tremolo with your own body? That's quite impressive! Hehehe!"

"What's a straw-man like you trying to act human for?"

"An empty de capo. Stoic men are so charming!"

"Hey, are you done imitating me? I wonder... Wait! Did you copy my body too? ...Aw, man."

"Worn out already? You're still in the etude! You'll never please a woman like that..."

"How many of those big, manly drills can you put out at once?"

"Laying a sexy man flat on the ground feels like a fortissimo inside.""

"An icy gaze and windswept hair... What a beautiful pose!"

"You're certainly got the size, but moving that slow is just as bad as finishing too fast."

"I like it wild, but you need more stamina."

"You're completely out of sync. Get out of here before I re-tune your face!"

"Nice! you'd definitely get a lot of money with that talking key!"

"You're well prepared! that's the best strategy for those who can't react quickly."

"I'm so glad I got to see a traditional dance! it would have been nicer if you were a woman, though..."

""This was my first operetta, but I think I liked it."

"Ahhh, the most sweet sounds of a child screaming. It strikes right at my heart. Cry some more for me!"

"Those are some nice wings. If I plucked and roasted them, would they taste like chicken?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, you prefer knives, right? I'll be glad to cut you up, if you get down on your knees and beg!"

"I don't know much about fighting with bare hands, but I'm good with my fists, if you know what I mean."

"You wave around your naked weapon and pounce on women? My, you're quite the beast, aren't you, boy?"

"Horny little brat! Go home and drink your father's milk!"

"You old maid! What, did you think you could catch a man by hopping around like that?"

"See? I'm always on top! After all, you're too heavy..."

"You may be old, but you haven't gone soft yet, have you? Come on, let's play some more!"

"I don't side with humans OR with monsters! You look better as a bat! Haha!"

"That man and I form a fermata together. Now crawl before me in despair! Haha!"

"That was wonderful! The finale to a sad song should always be sung in unison."

"Oh, your weapons are a great pick! Easy maintenence for a lazy person."

"You sorta look like a bad guy, sir. Would you happen to have a bounty too?"

"Iai is used tin aisan street performances, huh! ...Um, Do you need some money?"

"Um, can you still move? Roger says he wants to use your body. Yeah..."

"You may not blend in society with that body, but you can always join the circus."

"Practicing even in a place like this... It must be hard being an entertainer."

"I'm not very good at Japanese music."

"I'll play you a rondo, so you can dance until you die!"

"Whoa, sexy lady! That's quite an impressive display you've got there! Hahaha!""

"You're an amazing tenor! I can't resist it any longer... Won't you join with me?"

"I'm worn out. Please, stop moving already. I've never seen such weak thrusting. What, are you trying to make me beg for it?"

"I feel like I'm taking on three partners at once... It really turns me on!"

"Eww, what a stench! Get back to the sewer where you belong!"

"I'm sorry, would you have preferred me in a nurse's outfit? Maybe next time..."

"Cover songs are nice, but nothing beats the original."

"Hmm, do you think bare legs are more attractive? Will I get more looks?"

"Don't get cocky on me, old man. You can act as big as you want; I don't want to deal with your wrinkled hide!"

"Work on your technique a bit, and I'll be happy to be your partner again."

"Aren't you a little young to be fighting for love?"

"Why are you arching your back like that? Was it that good for you?"