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"I've finally done it, Kronk. I've created the elixir of life. The answer to everyone's prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet."

"Welcome to my new secret lab!"

"You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is I've got everything."

"Dear Papi, remember how I've never been able to meet the right girl? Uh, any girl? Well, I finally found the woman of my dreams. She's everything you could want in a woman and more. Don't get too excited. We'll take it nice and slow at first. And we'll get married in a fancy ceremony and have lots and lots of kids. - Love, Kronk."

"Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion] (Kronk: Your cough medicine?) No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me!"

"Big load of happy, coming through!"

"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! It's finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. Yzma's Young and Beautiful!"

"Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull?"

"I need gold, Kronk! [realizes what she said; laughs evilly] I mean, you need gold."

"So, right about now, you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace."

"Right now, it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight."

"It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! [camera zooms in on Yzma's armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!"

"Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)"

"What am I gonna do? I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. That'll work. [opens the drawer but finds there are no spoons] We're out of spoons! That's it. I'm done for."

"You don't want to let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection."

"Papi didn't approve. He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him."

"My nightmare began on a day like any other. So, technically, I guess that would be a "daymare." But I digress. It was lunchtime, and I was making my usual deliveries around town. I always saved the best stop for last, to see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors. A happier group of folks you'd never hope to meet. A perfect example of how to grow old with grace and dignity."

"[looking at the souvenir photo; disappointed] Rats, my eyes are closed."

"Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I'd amount to anything? Well, I got news for you. Good news. I finally got that big house on a hill you've always wanted me to have. It's really great. You're gonna love it. It's got all the amenities. Swimming pool, golf course… The windmill's a killer. And my favorite part of all. Pancake junction! I even built a cozy little guest wing just for you. Yep. Just a big, serious house for a big, serious guy. Like me. That's who I am."

"Doing good cost me my dream house. And then… (Mata: Don't tell me.) It cost me my girl. (Mata: I said, don't tell me.) These oven mitts were the last thing she touched, other than my fragile heart… Before she walked out of my life."

"Pat Morita as The Emperor of China"

"George Takei as First Ancestor Fa"

"June Foray as Grandmother Fa"

"Freda Foh Shen as Fa Li"

"Frank Welker as Cri-Kee/Little Brother"

"Soon-Tek Oh as Fa Zhou"

"April Winchell as The Matchmaker"

"Jillian Henry as Sha-Ron"

"Michelle Kwan as Shopkeeper"

"Keone Young as Lord Qin"

"Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?"

"But I have another duty...to my heart."

"Losing Shang will not be meaningless. No matter what it takes, I'm finishing this mission."

"I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!"

"Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin' married!"

"This is gonna be delicious!"

"She's primped. She's engaged. She's back."

"Huns beware, this girl's gonna beat you into the next year."

"She's got a mission to attend to...right after her wedding."

"Saving China was just The Beginning"

"Ming-Na Wen as Fa Mulan"

"BD Wong as General Li Shang"

"Mark Moseley as Mushu"

"Lucy Liu as Princess Mei"

"Harvey Fierstein as Yao"

"Sandra Oh as Princess Ting-Ting"

"Gedde Wantanabe as Ling"

"Lauren Tom as Princess Su"

"Jerry Tondo as Chien-Po"

"Harrison Chad as Tarzan"