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"Melaine Cooper as "Ho", Joanna, and Sally"
"Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?"
"Caretaker: [after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window] Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!"
"Sigge: When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before "funky" what does it mean?"
"Anders Matthesen as Terkel, Barry, Jason, Nigel, Saki, Johanna, Uncle Stewart, Leon, Justin, Osprey"
"Kim Matthesen as Sheila Johanna and fiona"
"Bill Bailey as Barry Cremone, the narrator of the film and music teacher of Terkel's school"
"Ben Bishop as Jason, Terkel's best friend, Osprey, and Nigel & Saki, the two merciless "bully-boys" at Terkel's school"
"Olivia Colman as Sheila, Terkel's mum who is a chain smoker"
"Adrian Edmondson as Terkel, the main protagonist of the film"
"Helena Roman as Fiona, Terkel's sister, and Dumpy Doris, an overweight girl in Terkel's class who has a crush on Terkel"
"Toby Stephens as Justin, Terkel's psychotic new teacher who is the main antagonist of the film"
"Johnny Vegas as Uncle Stewart, Terkel's short-tempered, alcoholic and violent uncle"
"Tim Everett as Leon, Terkel's father, and Priest"
"Game over, fucking shitface!"
"Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!"
"[about Gunnar, the new teacher] He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?"
"Surprise motherfucker!"
"It's a joke. You can take it."
"Leon: [only word he says] No."
"[to the Shark; coldly] You got it? Good. Now get this... [angrily] You're fired, you brainless stupid seaweed sucker!! [to Fly, Stella, and Chuck] My good friend, we have a job to deal with. Perfect for you. Commander of my minions, leader of this impressive group of idiot fish."
"Jeff Pace as Fly"
"Michelle Westerson as Stella"
"Aaron Paul as Chuck"
"Alan Rickman as Joe"
"Terry Jones as Professor Mac Krill"
"David Bateson as The Shark / King Crab / Additional Voices"
"Louise Fribo as Sasha"
"John Payne as Bill (The Father)"
"Teryl Rothery as Lisa (The Mother)"
"Pauline Newstone as Aunt Anna"
"Richard Newman as bus driver"
"Once, there was only silence, and not a speck of hope in sight. And every tiny bubble burst on its journey towards the light. But the spark of creation will flicker again, it's a brand-new era... about to begin."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.