"Up there in the sky! It's a birrrd! It's a plane! No! It's Stupor Duck! Yes, it's Stupor Duck. Possessing extraordinary powers, this strange being from another planet is... faster than a bullet... more powerful than a speeding locomotive... able to leap the tallest buildings!"

"Mel Blace - Daffy Duck and Slug McSlug"

"[first lines] Now there goes a salesman. He trades me out of a perfectly good, grade A, homogenized Holstein cow, and for what? Three stupid beans! Jack, you're a jerk."

"So, a fine kettle of fish! Here I work myself to the skin and bones trying to get this guy to sleep, and what do you do? Blow whistles! Just when I got things so quiet you could hear a pin drop, you bust in here and bust out with a whistle, and you snafu the whole works! How in the name of all that's reasonable do you expect a guy to get his slumber when a goof like you goes around making noises like a one-man Fourth of July celebration? He needs peace and quiet! It's positively outrageous!"

"[last lines] Noisy little character, isn't he!"

"Look, Folks. A secret bomb site. Hoo-Hoo!"

"Oh, I really hate to do this, folks, but my wife Sweetypuss said if I don't roast a duck for dinner, she'll cook my goose."

"Sportsman? Listen, sport! You don't know the meaning of fair play! What chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you? [taking away each item from Elmer as he mentions it] You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose! [parts his feathers to reveal just that] Heh-heh. How did that get there?"

"You know, there might, I say, there just might be a market for bottled duck."

"[Dawg snarls at him] Now hold on boy. I come in peace. I wanna bury the hatchet. [Dawg covers his head with both paws] Not in your pointed head, boy."

"June Foray - Mrs. Gorilla"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny / Stork / Elvis Gorilla / Daffy Duck"

"B. J. Ward as Melissa Duck"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck"

"Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated."

"Hey! This promises to be fun! Eh, so I'll be a monkey. [chatters]"

"[last lines] Obviously, I am dealing with inferior mentalities."

"[first lines, upon seeing the audience] Oh, it's you! You gotta excuse my nerves. You see, it's duck season and confidentially, I'm a duck!"

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny"

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Daffy Duck"

"Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck"

"Arthur Q. Bryan - Elmer Fudd"

"Awfully unsporty of me, I know. But, what the hey! I gotta have some fun! And besides, it's really Duck Season."

"[to Elmer] Say, what's the matter with you, anyway? Don't you even know a rabbit when ya see one?"

"Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Yosemite Sam, and Porky Pig"

"Ya know something, Folks. This is the scariest part of the picture!"

"Thurl Ravenscroft - the Black Hole (uncredited)"

"[narrating] It all began in a vast uncharted region of outer space, a whole flock of strange looking carrots drifting in space for billions of years were floating down toward the earth. But, I didn't know at the time, as far as I was concerned, it was just another typical day, except that I was late for work."

"Wait! Hold it! Ya didn't think I was gonna let it end that way, did ya?"

"Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Hen. (uncredited)"

"Robert Clampett as Duck Soldier. (uncredited)"

"Sara Berner as Switchboard Operator. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Porky Pig / Dr. Quack. (uncredited)"

"Robert C. Bruce as Daffy's Conscience. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck."

"Arthur Q. Bryan as Elmer Fudd. (uncredited)"

"Daws Butler as Cedric R. Burrows. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Daffy Duck"

"Follow that rabbit! Giddy up! Come on camel, giddy up! giddy up! Ya, ya, ya, camel! Giddy up! Gid- When I say “Giddy up”, I Mean GIDDY UP![He whacks the camel with his rifle, causing the camel to flee]"

"I wonder if he's stubborn enough to open all those doors. [explosion] Yep, he's stubborn enough."

"Great horney toads! A trespasser, gettin' footie prints all over my desert! Ya, mule! Ya-ya-ya! [the camel takes off, and Sam grabs his hat]"

"[repeated line] WHEN I SAY "WHOA", I MEAN "WHOA"!"

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Tasmanian Devil / Announcer / Zookeeper Burton / Delivery Guy / Postman."

"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward. I just gotta have that there!"

"Jeff Bergman as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam."

"Gordon Hunt as Man in Audience, Movers and Director."

"Mel Blanc as Daffy Duck / Porky Pig / Barnyard Dog / Angel / Devil."

"Gosh, they're sure strict around here."