comedians-from-italy

"Ignazio La Russa, a man who hasn't even tried the sunbed, has gone straight for the napalm. Ignazio La Russa is one of the jewels of Italialand, isn't he? He's a mythological figure; he's not even a human being: he's half man, half intercom – he's the 'Ignaziotauro'. Since he went to war with Libya, he hasn't understood a thing; he's as happy as a clam. Badoglio also appeared to him in a dream and told him: 'Go, Ignazio, take Libya back for us.' (p. 10)"

"And what about Rutelli, who created the Terzo Polo? Aren't you coming to see him? But Rutelli, why did you create the Terzo Polo? 'Because one in two Italians asked me to.' Why do I always meet the other one in two Italians? (p. 7)"

"[...] Family Day defends the traditional family, the one that comes directly from the Holy Scriptures, [...] like the family of Abraham, Abraham's family, who wanted to sacrifice his son Isaac. No, all right, let's put Abraham's family to one side for a moment, shall we… So, um, the family… like Jacob's family. Jacob, who had four wives. No, let's put that one to one side for a moment… And… Ah, well, there's always the Joseph and Mary family. Joseph and Mary: he was seventy and she was sixteen. And do we really want to talk about how they conceived their son, huh? But you know what... off the top of my head, I can't think of that many traditional families in the Bible..."

"Treasure Planet"

"Imagine what 'Bella Ciao' would be like today. It would be a Gipsy Kings compilation [...] 'One morning | I woke up | oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao.' | | One morning | I woke up and went | to Decathlon! | A T-shirt, six ninety | I'll get three, I'll get three, I'll get three, three, three, | and the avalanche backpack, | plus three ice axes and the sleeping bag!” (p. 27)"

"But at times, Berlusconi is great. Like when he said that wonderful thing: 'Yes, it's true, I paid Ruby, but only to stop her from working as a prostitute.' I was expecting her to say, 'Yes, I gave it to him, but only to stop him going with prostitutes.' Do you get it? He paid her so she wouldn't have to work as a prostitute. It's like paying a tiler, but without getting them to fit the bathroom. (p. 13)"

"Both in the theatre and on television, I have often drawn on Giorgio Gaber's clear and witty insights: from Il potere dei più buoni to Il conformista, Gaber has always come to my rescue. Gaber and Luporini's insight into human weaknesses is extremely sharp. Their ability to see far ahead, to write about and anticipate the thinking of many, makes them incredibly relevant today."

"My solidarity goes out to Silvio Berlusconi.* When have you ever seen a journalist ask the head of government disrespectful questions? A good journalist doesn't take the initiative; a good journalist writes what is dictated to them. (Referring to Silvio Berlusconi's defamation lawsuit against the newspaper 'La Repubblica', after he signed the appeal in defence of the newspaper)."

"But if Renzi did all this to Letta, who was his friend, what can he do to us Italians, who he doesn't even know?"

"By now, the whole of Italy is a GMO country: Genetically Mouldy Organism."

"[...] In this country, wherever you look, there's always a conflict of interest involving relatives, isn't there? If it's not Boschi's father, it's Lupi's son; if it's not Cancellieri's son, it's Fini's brother-in-law; and if it's not Fini's brother-in-law, it's Alemanno's entire family tree. But why don't we just appoint ministers who don't have families? For Home Affairs, Remi; for Foreign Affairs, Oliver Twist; for Constitutional Reform, Bambi; I don't know, for Infrastructure, Heidi. Ah, no. Better not Heidi, in case it turns out her grandfather was vice president of Monte dei Paschi for twenty years."

"Regarding the Cirinnà bill, I said "civil unions", but in Italy, they're not called that because the law refers to them as "specific social formations". How romantic. [...] Because Catholics don't want us to say "marriage", they've changed the name. Do you want to have the ceremony? Yes, you can have the ceremony, but you have to call it an "elegant parental gathering". The cake? [...] Don't call it a cake; call it a "puppeteered layered cream creation"."

"Peppino was not born just to make people laugh. Those in the extra category like him can do anything. It is no coincidence that he played Molière, Machiavelli, and Pinter. Eduardo, on the other hand, only played himself."

"(About Vittorio Gassman) Totò and Sordi were the funniest, Mastroianni the most charming, but Vittorio was the most complete: a great man of theater, cinema, and literature. He was a prince, far removed from the charlatanism of our milieu. His presence was enjoyable for his culture, his entertainment, and the honesty with which he approached every subject."

"At the beginning of spring, we used to go to Sampierdarena, a suburb of Genoa that is still one of the most atrocious things I have ever seen, of a terrible, repugnant atrocity. I acted as a guide and we were all equipped with fake tourist guides. [He stands up and begins to tell the story, using gestures to help him.] We started out like tourists. ‘What you see here [raising his voice] is undoubtedly one of the most beautiful places in the world!’ [laughs] When a few people had gathered, intrigued to say the least, we began to say, 'How wonderful! How beautiful! Come, come here, look how well you can see' [laughs]. And then Fabrizio or someone else in our group would say, 'Look, apparently, it looks like shit [laughs]. But this is one of the most repulsive places on the face of the earth!"

"I am enraged by this tendency, which exists above all in Italy, perhaps because of its Catholic roots, to recognize the merits of artists only after their death. As if death ennobled them."

"One day we were at the Ritz in Madrid, in a suite. Moana went to the bathroom and came back wearing only her underwear. She looked at me and said, ‘I will never make love to you. I love you very much. I am HIV positive.’ It was a sentence that struck me deeply. I hugged her and she was moved. [...] The most curious thing about Moana Pozzi was that she hated sex. [...] She was completely frigid. It's quite sad: she did a job that she actually hated. Her frigidity led her to do this job with a certain anger, she did it with little joy. Honestly, she didn't understand what was the right path to happiness. For her, born in a poor neighborhood, it was about making money any way she could, even at the risk of unhappiness."

"Fantozzi at that time was a happy wretch; at least he had a steady job."

"Young people have a habit right now of saying that you are unhappy, that you are afraid of the future, that this or that is to blame... and you blame our generation above all, the thieves, the politicians... no, that's not true, you are also to blame, believe me. My generation! When the war ended, the country was completely destroyed, there were no roads, no highways, no bridges, no hospitals, there was nothing, there were only churches. After a horrific tragedy like the war, there was nothing left, nothing, nothing! In fifteen years, we in Italy became the fourth most industrialized country on Earth. In just fifteen years! Oooh! So I beg you, guys, it's your fault. This constant complaining! I'm starting to think that we're happier as old people than you are as young people. Think about it, it's incredible!"

"Comic behavior is childish behavior, which means that all comedians are children, immature. Stan Laurel is a child, he cries all the time [...], Jerry Lewis was a silly child, Totò never really touched a woman, Sordi the same. [...] Childish behavior, I would say, brings to light, in a sudden, unexpected way, the happiest period of life: childhood, which provokes a great emotion of happiness and therefore laughter. All great comedians have always moved and behaved immaturely, like children."

"(About Cécile Kyenge) He's not very charming. Absolutely not. Also because he speaks Italian... and he doesn't even have an Italian passport. [...] [The appointment to the Ministry of Integration is] Superfluous. It was very theatrical. [...] [Appointing a black minister] It's superfluous; all in all, it doesn't solve the problem [of integration]."

"Our culture has not yet accepted an inferior culture such as that which comes from Africa. It is not skin color, it is cultural difference. Undoubtedly, it cannot be compared to the great European culture. [...] We do-gooders, we Europeans, we priests, we saints... we have all always pretended to be better than we really are. [...] Relations with black people today, except perhaps with Obama, are still marked by a slight hypocrisy."

"Fantozzi is the prototype of the poor wretch, the quintessence of nothingness."

"I spent my childhood and youth with Fabrizio De André, then twenty years with Gassman, another twenty with Tognazzi, then Ferreri, Volonté, Fellini... In short... I only talk ‘about’ someone, not ‘with’ someone... oh well!"

"[After winning the 1990-1991 championship] I don't believe in God, but now I believe in Sampdoria."

"(About Roberto Benigni He is always over the top, a euphoric clown. Only when he talks about money with his wife does he become very serious. His voice and face change. The farmer in him comes out. Benigni is a great man, even if he leaves nothing written."

"Fantozzi no longer dresses like he did in the 1960s; baggy pants and boxer shorts, an incredible wife, an unimaginable daughter. Fantozzi had a different vibe back then. The name itself, Fantozzi, sounded like “fantocci” (puppets). All of that is gone now."

"The audience that goes to see Vasco Rossi is made up of young Fantozzis: frayed sweaters, military boots, the same Martini sports glasses, the same imitation watches."

"Benigni appeals to Fantozzis precisely because he is easy to understand, very comforting, a bit Chaplinesque."

"At my age, you're afraid of discoveries. A discovery would force you to change your frame of reference."

"(About Achille Campanile) He was my idol. But he was just surreal. He couldn't do social satire because the regime wouldn't let him. So he came up with ingenious solutions."

"Carlo Martello ritorna dalla battaglia di Poiters (Carlo Martello Returns from the Battle of Poiters) came about in a curious way. In one room, Mauro De André, Fabrizio's older brother, was preparing for his civil procedure exam, while in the next room, Paolo Villaggio and Fabrizio were helping each other with their private law exam. After a month, Mauro passed the exam with flying colors, a milestone in a journey that led him to become a distinguished lawyer. Fabrizio and Villaggio, on the other hand, composed a pleasant and playful song about Carlo Martello and another entitled Il fannullone (The Slacker). They did not take the exam and never graduated."

"He was the greatest clown of his generation, as rare as the great poets. A ruthless, revolutionary, and liberating child. Fantozzi represents us all, humiliates us and corrects us. With him, all anonymous people have found their Lord. Paolo created the first true national mask, something that will last forever."

"I met him for the first time in Pocol, above Cortina. I was an angry kid who swore a lot. he liked me because I was tormented and restless, and he was the same, only he was more controlled, perhaps because he was older than me, so he immediately took on the role of older brother and said to me: “Look, you mustn't swear, you swear to be the center of attention, you're an asshole.”"

"There haven't been many people as free as you in a country where satire is only directed at those who pose no threat. For this reason too, dear Paolo, Italy without you is a little sadder from today."

"He wasn't a very likeable character, Paolo... he was cynical... just like some of his characters. (Orchidea De Santis)"

"Paolo was the first teacher, cinematographically speaking, not only the teacher in the film Marco Tullio Sperelli, but a teacher of cinematic experience. We were all 14 children there. [...] Paolo was everything except the Fantozzi we expected him to be. [He was] a very serious person, very dutiful, very precise, not very clumsy... serious. Getting to know him in person and realizing that he was a totally different man from his character [...] was strange, especially through the eyes of an 8-year-old child."

"I had seen Villaggio on television: he had an explosive personality. His intelligence was a constant source of enrichment for me. He created the character of Fantozzi, around whom he built a galaxy of extraordinary faces. Including mine. I played my part with the awareness that I was acting in a cartoon."

"He was caustic, cynical, bizarre, and unpredictable. His irony was fierce, but in my opinion it hid a mysterious side of him that he didn't want to reveal. His fragility, his deep melancholy, which he didn't want to show. And that was his charm. He dressed in skirts, he was crazy, but that's how he was. His eccentricity wasn't ostentatious, he was just naturally eccentric."

"Paolo felt more like a writer than an actor. And it's a shame that only Federico Fellini and Lina Wertmüller recognized his talent. Paolo shouldn't have been reduced and relegated to the Fantozzi character that he himself had invented and that brought him success."

"Benigni and Villaggio are two overlooked and neglected treasures. Two actors who bring health and vitality to cinema... Ignoring their potential seems to me to be one of the many faults that can be attributed to our producers."

"When there are two Italians, they confide secrets to each other; three make philosophical observations; four play cards; five play poker; six talk about soccer; seven found a party in which they all secretly aspire to the presidency; eight form a mountain choir."

"[If you had the extraordinary—and also terrible—power to rule a country for a moment, to do whatever you wanted, what would you give its citizens first?] The question is a somewhat utopian one, and therefore the answer can only be utopian. Something that humanity will hardly achieve, perhaps at the end of its evolution: equality."

"There were two very beautiful blond children, the children of rich people: all the children of rich people are blond and look alike, while the children of Calabrian farm laborers are dark-skinned and look different from each other."

"With Fantozzi, I tried to recount the adventure of those who live in that part of life that everyone (except the children of the powerful) goes through or has gone through: the moment when you are under someone else's thumb. Many come out of it with honor, many went through it at twenty, others at thirty, many remain there forever, and they are the majority. Fantozzi is one of them."

"But it is not a book about [Fantozzi] at all, it is just a collection of Fantozzi stories that I wrote for L'Europeo, with a few extra semicolons, jotted down at random. Writing will never be my job, it's something I do for fun."

"Did I say that the Pope (John Paul II) doesn't believe in God?[14] I really think so. Come on. The Pope is too intelligent a person to believe in God."

"Fantozzi is also a therapist: he freed Italians from the fear of being Italian."

"TV is more dangerous because it is transparent: it magnifies flaws."

"(About Silvio Berlusconi) He told me I'm a great comedian. I'm very grateful to him for that and for losing the last election."