"What the... It's a boid! A boid in a tuxedo! [sternly] Listen, playboy! What's the idea crashing in in the middle of the night and disturbing an honest rabbit's slumber? Why don't you give up on this night life and go fly south or something?"

"[last line of the short film] HELP!!! HELP!!! Hey, doesn't anybody around here kapesh? HELP!!!"

"Mel Blanc as Charlie Dog, Pizzeria Owner, and the Italian People."

"Michael Maltese as the Customer. (uncredited)"

"Oh boy! I'm going to have a piazza, I'm going to have a piazza!"

"Marian Richman as Italian Lady #1 and Italian Lady #2. (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny and Hiawatha. (uncredited)"

"I'm gonna catch me a rabbit, and I'm a-gonna put him in this pot. This pot right here. Yeah-uh-yeah! Yeah-uh-yeah! That's JUST what I'm gonna do!"

"John Hurt as Owl."

"Helena Bonham Carter as Mother Squirrel."

"James Corden as Mouse."

"Robbie Coltrane as The Gruffalo."

"Sam Lewis as First Little Squirrel."

"Tom Wilkinson as Fox."

"Rob Brydon as Snake."

"Phoebe Givron-Taylor as Second Little Squirrel."

"Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck / Porky Pig / Bartender / Scared Ice Cubes."

"John T. Smith - Nasty Canasta. (uncredited)"

"[Enters saloon and draws both guns; tears off chaps in the process] Let justice be done! Tear up that mortgage! Unhand that farmer's daughter! Cease that Seems awfully breezy in here. Uh, cease that rustling. [notices he is pintless] Slight pause while I adjust my accoutrements."

"Christopher Shea as Linus van Pelt."

"Cathy Steinburg as Sally Brown."

"Peter Robbins as Charlie Brown."

"Peppermint Patty: Boy, I like summer camp. It's the next-best thing to being in the infantry."

"Pamelyn Ferdin as Lucy van Pelt."

"Bill Melendez as Snoopy."

"Kip DeFaria as Pig-Pen."

"[voiceover; writing his essay] The worst was yet to come. It was bad enough at having been so thoroughly thrashed in softball. But there were plans for a nature hike the next day. The campfire activity - was a dismal failure."

"Lisa DeFaria as Patty."

"Sally Dryer as Clara, Shirley, and Sophie."

"Anne Altieri as Frieda and Violet Gray."

"David Carey as Shermy."

"Matthew Liftin as Roy."

"Lucy van Pelt: [gets kissed by Snoopy during the arm wrestling match] Ugh! Foul! Foul! This stupid Masked Marvel fouled! And I'm the rightful winner! I won!"

"Gail DeFaria as Peppermint Patty."

"Michael Carvana as Spin."

"Ted's head has been altered to fit only the Torso 9000. You could say, Ted's really sticking his neck out for safety! [chuckles]"

"John Stocker as Dr. Zub and Horst."

"James Rankin as Slick and Jackhammer."

"Lee MacDougall as Ted."

"Richard Binsley as Spare Tire and Pistonhead."

"Susan Roman as Computer voice."

"Dan Hennessey as Junkman."

"Paul Haddad as Bull and Daryl."

"Billy West as Porky Pig."

"Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille as the Additional voices."

"Jeff Bennett as Yosemite Sam."

"Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny."

"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Cowboys / Skunk."

"[last lines] So long, Sammy, see ya in Miami!"

"Robert C. Bruce as Narrator. (uncredited)"