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"Mike Judge—Principal McVicker"
"Mike Judge—Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson"
"Mike Judge—Butt-head"
"Mike Judge—Beavis"
"Kurt Loder—himself"
"Adam Welsh—Stewart Stevenson"
"Rottilio Michieli—Todd Ianuzzi"
"This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."
"Hey, Beavis. Check it out. I'm jacking off."
"The sun sucks."
"Mike Judge—Beavis / Butt-head / Thomas T. "Tom" Anderson / Principal McVicker / David Van Driessen"
"Demi Moore—Dallas Grimes"
"Bruce Willis—Muddy Grimes"
"Robert Stack—ATF Agent Flemming"
"Cloris Leachman—Martha (Old Lady)"
"Dale Reeves—President Bill Clinton"
"Greg Kinnear—ATF Agent Bork (uncredited)"
"David Letterman and Tony Darling—Mötley Crüe roadies"
"Kristofor Brown—Man on plane / Man in confession booth / Old guy / Jim"
"Eric Bogosian—Old Faithful ranger / White House press secretary / Strategic Air Command lieutenant"
"Jacqueline Barba—Agent Hurly"
"Pamela Blair—Flight attendant / White House tour guide"
"Richard Linklater—Tour bus driver"
"Chief, this just came in. Two days ago, Express Airways had a disturbance by someone calling himself Cornholio. Guess who matches the description."
"Well, look what we have here. You two make me sick. Book 'em, Bork."
"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?"
"[about to kill Beavis and Butt-head when he realized he mistook them for hitmen after he found them in the desert] I'm gonna blow you both to Hell, that's what I'm gonna do!"
"10 Grand. Oh, that Cheap-Ass."
"[as his Cornholio persona] Are you threatening me? — I am Cornholio!"
"I am the great Cornholio! — I'm a gringo! — I have no bunghole."
"I am Cornholio! — You will cooperate with my bunghole! — For there is but one bunghole: the almighty bunghole."
"Hey Butt-head, this book is pretty cool. There's a naked chick, a talking snake, and this dude wears a leaf over his schlong."
"Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too."
"Frog Baseball (1992)"
"Mike Judge—Coach Buzzcut"
"Tracy Grandstaff—Daria Morgendorffer"
"Mike Judge—David Van Driessen"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.